Joan Rivers nearly died while having
plastic surgery. Hollywood was shocked. We braced ourselves for a big, bag of empty tributes from fellow colleagues. Melissa Rivers bitch slapped her back to this limelight:
“I want to thank everyone for the overwhelming love and support for my mother, a statement read. “She is resting comfortably and is with our family. We ask that you continue to keep her in your thoughts and prayers.”
We absolutely love Joan Rivers- despite her scrawny body, and permanent duck lips. We’d kill Joan if she died. Here’s why.
- Who else has the balls to go at Barack Obama?
- She was a feminist long before it became a trend.
- She dresses ugly, but still host Fashion Police.
- We never read, I Hate Everyone… Starting with Me because Costco refused to sell it.
- She was rich, & famous before her sextape.
- She ‘laughed at her pain’ before Kevin Hart.
- Her comedic style is insulting. Hopefully,she mentions you.
- North West really is ugly.
- Joan used to strip in Las Vegas.
- When Prince Charles married Camilla Parker Bowls, Rivers was invited to the ceremony.
- She smoked Kush on Melissa & Joan: Joan Knows Best.
- She only offends people she loves.
- Joan Rivers starred in a movie with Barbara Streisand.
- She’s from Brooklyn, just like Jay- Z.
- Melissa Rivers momma smashed Johnny Carson!
- Once you go Jew, you know how to screw.