Kim Kardashian thinks that a bunch of lawsuits will calm our scrutiny over her supposed jewelry heist. Let’s not forget, Kris Jenner sold Kim’s Ray J sex tape. Kris also cried from humiliation when Bruce turned into Caitlyn. Kendall Jenner popped her cherry and told Vogue magazine:
“We’re very accepting of people and of being different and being who you are,” she says, unbidden. “We’re not judgmental. But obviously it’s strange having your dad, who was so male, completely reverse. It is definitely a gnarly experience. But my whole life we would, like, catch her, and we would be like, What is going on here? I think we know, but do we? At one point Kylie and I thought he was cheating on my mom, because he had makeup and nail polish. One time we found those squishy boob things. We found wigs. And then one time I actually ran into her. In this house. She had no idea. She would wake up really early just so she could dress up and move around the house and get that little kick for the morning, and then go back to being Bruce—take us to school, totally normal. So one morning I woke up at 4:00 a.m. so thirsty, came downstairs into the kitchen, and grabbed a bottle of water. And as I was coming back out, my dad was coming down the stairs in, like, a wig and makeup and shoes—the full nine. And she didn’t see me. I literally froze. Please don’t turn left. Because she could either turn left or turn right. Thank God she turned right and—to this day!—has no idea that happened. That was the first time I had ever seen her.” She pauses for a moment. “My mom knew. She knew since their third date.”
The Tyga Kylie Blac Chyna Rob showmance, the fake Kris Humphries marriage, the obvious plastic surgeries…Nothing about this family is real. Quite naturally, fans accuse Kim of faking the whole Paris robbery. Some suggest she did it to snatch attention away from the Brangelina divorce scandal. We personally, think she’s faking the robbery to set a platform for her new Sextape. This way, she can pretend the video sex was ‘leaked’.
Radar commissioned Manny Gomez, a former FBI agent, to review the tape and the reported chain of events.
Gomez immediately noted there were “no signs of forced entry whatsoever, so it seems that she let them in.”
He questioned: “If so, why?
“It’s interesting to me how calm she and her personal assistant appear to be, somebody that was just robbed at gunpoint. She was acting very normal, like as if nothing happened.
Watch comfy Kardashian Facetiming after she was supposedly held up at gunpoint HERE!
