Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Kids Ratchet Don’t Take Baths

Scientology experts finally pressured Angie into setting for brittle Brad Pitt.  His has a gold star AARP membership, but toddler twins.  Angelina Jolie is a weird baby herself.  She encourages her multi racial tribe to turn up, and show out, at all times.  Random reports have circulated for years.  Angie, and Brad’s kid’s are out of control!

Brad Pitt doesn’t encourage structure in his house.  We heard the kids curse the help, and eat mountains of candy at all times of day.  They write on walls, scream, shout, fight, and watch ratchet rated R films.  Maddox, and Pax are always fighting, or playing video games.  Zahara, and Shiloh don’t know what water taste like.  They eat their cereal with Coke.  The twins, Knox and Vivienne, eat McDonald’s for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  The mansions are riddled with dirty dishes.  Jolie-Pitt maids’ are drowned in dirty, designer, duds.  It’s a zoo.

The kids are too rich for school.  Education is secondary to Arris Pizza.  Brad shuts the parlor down so his kids can have food fights, and jump on tables.  Brangie’s brood was kicked out of a Cirque du Soleil show in Vegas.  Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt’s kids are more ghetto than a single gold tooth.  Sadly, the kids aren’t even required to bathe.  Does wealth make personal hygiene optional?  We heard the little rug-rats don’t wash their hands before eating.  They don’t have the pressure to brush their teeth.  Maybe they should name the next kid, Gingivitis Jolie- Pitt.