Angelina Jolie George Clooney Beef Over White House

'I met my lovely bride-to-be here in Italy, whom I will be marrying, in a couple of weeks, in Venice, of all places': George Clooney let slip during his award acceptance speech at the Celebrity Fight Night event in Tuscany, Italy on Sunday where he will wed fiancée Amal AlamuddinPerfect match: As they made their way into the venue, the pair held hands at all times

Those bad ass kids finally pressured Brad Pitt to marry Angie.  Instead of honeymooning, Angelina Jolie is worrying  the pubic hairs off Brad.  Angie’s constantly beefing with Pitt’s brody, George Clooney.  Clooney and Jolie have never gotten along.  Clooney affectionately called her ‘ugly’, at a red carpet premier.  Angelina Jolie ruined Clooney’s showmance with Elisabetta Canalis, and refused to even speak to Stacey Keibler.  Lord knows the tension is sexual.  We heard they’re trying to get their Ronald Reagan on…

Political Hollyweirdos claim George’s new girlfriend, turned fiance, is just for show.  Amal Alamuddin is Cloooney’s yacht ride to the White House.  Clooney is being pressured into cleaning up his image.  This is much worse than a showmance.  Amal is a paid actor, and surrogate wife.  Leonardo DiCaprio will tell you, producers consider bad boys a liability.  Justin Bieber reduced himself to becoming a rapper.  Angie’s White House dream, is the only reason she gave up heroin.  Clooney is furious with Angelina Jolie, after discovering  she’s considering running for office too! Organic A List BEEF on platter:

Wouldn’t public office look great on George Clooney?  Brad Pitt is withered with playing peace maker.  Angie’s skeletons are out, but  Clooney still has not confessed to having a super small pecker.  2016 is way too soon.  Expect Angie, AND/ OR  Clooney in 2020.  George can keep his bitch.  Pitt’s juicing William Hague for political support, and coke connections.