Aquatic Crack Has Mexico Going Nuts

The Ebola disease, and bombs over Bagdad won’t afford you a decent job.  Invest your savings on taking a trip to California’s gulf.  Let’s go fishing for a Totoaba.  Their bladders are worth between $7000 and $14,000!  There’s a Dodger fan getting murdered RIGHT now over these fish bladders!  Soup containing the organ apparently sells for $25,000 in China.  Mexicans have been collecting the fish, shipping them to Asia. Or you broke, or nah?

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