Art Imitates Life – Bruce Willis Stars In Misery on Broadway

Broadway is normally the stage for up, and coming talent.  Now it’s considered a training camp to refresh has been Weirdos.  Vanessa Hudgens grudgingly accepted the role as GiGi.  Nobody was calling anyway.  In wake of realty television’s takeover, auditions are extra competitive.   Aspiring stars bursting with talent, are getting younger and younger.  Good luck to you Brandy Norwood.  She’s trying her hand at Roxie Hart in Chicago.  We never thought we’d see the day Bruce Willis got rusty.  Maybe 3 whoreish daughters, a Kaballah crazed ex, and 2 toddlers is overwhelming for the A-list senior citizen.

Variety was even sad to report:

Bruce Willis will make his Broadway debut in Warner Bros. Theater Ventures’ stage adaptation of “Misery,” appearing in the play this fall alongside New York theater favorite Elizabeth Marvel.

Willis will play a popular novelist who is rescued from a car accident and held captive by his number one fan (Marvel). William Goldman, who wrote the screenplay for the 1990 movie adaptation of the Stephen King novel, pens the script, with Will Frears directing.

Dont Forget:  Bruce Willis new wife, Emma Heming,  is a thot who smashed Diddy 1st.  These folks are animals!