Brandi Glanville Determined To Cash In On Eddie Cibrian Divorce And LeAnn Rimes Beef

Brandi Glanville is just realizing she’s not eating her fair share of the pumpkin pie.  She has plenty of fame, but no freaking money.  Which is probably why Eddie Cibrian moved on.

Glanville told FOX411.  “My long-term goals are to buy a house for the kids; we are still renting. I want to secure a financial future for us. My kids are going to start private school soon.  I really want that. I don’t want all this crap to go on forever, for my kids’ sake, too. For the first time in a while I sat down the other day at parent-teacher conferences and we all got along. It was easy and it made me feel there was hope,” she said. “I don’t see us sitting down for Thanksgiving dinner, but I want to get along with them and to negotiate easily.”

Glanville has realized she has to embrace the pain.  LeAnn Rimes is really rich.  To compete, Brandi has a new podcast, she’s writing a book, and don’t forget brandiglanville.com.  Add the follow-up to the wino’s New York Times best-selling memoir, “Drinking and Tweeting: And Other Brandi Blunders” to your wish list.   Glanville may have a plastic face, but she’s still pretty, and a hustler too, we guess.

Should Brandi Glanville skip a few drinks, and Botox parties to  invest in branding herself?  Would Glanville have gotten the Real Housewives of  Beverly Hills opportunity from Bravo, if she wasn’t involved with LeAnn ‘Flea-Ann’ Rimes?