KUWTK turned Kylie & Kendall Jenner into rapper groupies, Lamar Odom into a crack smoker, Scott Disick into a great dad, Kim, Khloe, and Kourtney Kardashian, into the hottest sluts in Hollyweird, and Kris Jenner into a monster. Now they’re forcing Bruce Jenner to become a woman.
“I just never liked my trachea,” claimed Bruce, after Kris pimped his personal surgery to the press. The laryngeal procedure is proof that rich celebrities could care less about our struggles. Bruce swears he isn’t Nicki Minaj on the inside, but professionals say this ‘Adam’s apple’ shave is the first step to gender reassignment. Somebody is even spreading rumors claiming he definitely wants to make the transformation.
The next step is having his penis removed. Any surgeon specializing in this type of procedure will tell you- hormone treatments will create fatter nipples, and juicy hips. Judging by Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ latest ratings, Jenner allegedly began hormone therapy to save the show. Even Dr. Phil told INSIDE EDITION’s Paul Boyd, “He looks to me to possibly be in transition.”
Do you think the long hair, french tips, and mittys have anything to do with the rumors? Is Bruce just taking a stance for Robert Kardashian Jr.?