Bruce Jenner Covers Vanity Fair Magazine In Full Drag

We could barely focus on the crime scene details stemming from Jenner’s  vehicular manslaughter along Pacific Coast Highway.  Those chubby nipples are a superior distraction.  Kim Kardashian’s step momma, Bruce Jenner, is rapping with Anna Wintour and high fashion elites.  While Kanye West destroys his hip hop image with fashion design, Kris Jenner just received more bad news.  They say aside from Bruce Jenner’s interview with Diane Sawyer, he’s planning his big reveal on the cover of Vanity Fair magazine.  This is the biggest come back story of all time.  Kylie, and Kendall’s therapist, needs a therapist.

Bruce definitely wants to make a statement when he does reveal his gender-transition and a source told that he has his heart set of being on the cover of Vogue.

“He thinks it would be the perfect platform for him to have his big reveal as a woman and what better place to do so than on Vogue‘s cover,” our insider said.

“It’s been a dream of Bruce‘s since he was a teen. He’s always wanted to be one of those elegant, yet fierce supermodels who were adored on magazine covers,” our source dished. “He’s always envisioned himself being on an exotic beach posing for the cameras and looking glamorous as Madonna’s ‘Vogue‘ songs plays.”