California Threatens To Leave The Nation #CalExit Cash Me Ousside – Howbow Dah?

A bunch of loopy liberals have banned together and decided California should exit the union.  Although Cali has been drumming up support for years, the opposition to Trump’s presidency has rekindled the fire.  #CalExit simply means we’re strongly against banning Mexican and Muslim immigrants.  We think it’s racist, bias, and unfair.  The majority of Southern California is engulfed with Mexicans, and they aren’t leaving an economy they mostly built.  All Muslims aren’t terrorist, and all Mexicans aren’t gang banging drug lords.

Citizens from Muslim dominated countries are banned from entering the United States.  Even if the immigrants have green cards, and visas, they are being refused  to travel to the United States.  President Donald Trump’s decision has rocked America to the core, and deflated the hopes and dreams of refugees longing to start a new life. Prime Minister of Canada,Justin Trudeau, suggested everybody flee to Drake and Justin Bieber’s hometown. Before you and your immigrant family and friends consider Canada, we offer you a spot here in California.

California not only offers illegal immigrants cash aide, housing, and food stamps – we give illegal aliens a driver’s license too. Never mind the Kush weed, tropical weather, and beautiful women. California is the golden nugget of opportunity for anyone willing to work hard. The only color we see is green. California is bubbling with jobs for felons too. You can make 6 figures a year just being a dog walker. With so many local beaches, and breezy weather, you’re bound to get in better shape. There’s more to do than eat and smoke cigarettes here. California is a liberal blue state election after election. We voted for Hillary Clinton despite her pantsuits and murderous past.

Despite how we feel, lots of people oppose it.  Darren Hayes was like:

Californians, be aware of the #calex movement and do not join it. It is not a left-wing or liberal movement. Leader is funded by Russia, is anti LGBTQ and the entire movement is an attempt to de-stabilize the United States.

Fox News
Secretary of State Alex Padilla said the group behind the proposal, Yes California Independence Campaign, was cleared to begin attempting to collect nearly 600,000 voter signatures needed to place the plan on the ballot.

“In our view, the United States of America represents so many things that conflict with Californian values, and our continued statehood means California will continue subsidizing the other states to our own detriment, and to the detriment of our children,” the Yes campaign’s website says.