Candice Swanepoel Maxim #1 But Who D She She Sucking?

Candice Swanepoel killed the competition by topping Maxim 100.  She’s gorgeous, bilingual, and apparently, caught in a torrid love triangle.  You see, not only has she been hiding the fact that she’s really a brunette- she’s keeping her thot ish ways on the down low.

The DailyMail keeps reporting an off brand flea bag is the lucky forker skeeting in Candi’s face.  “Although not married, Candice has been dating Brazilian model Hermann Nicoli since she was 17 and as a result she’s fluent in Portuguese.”  This is completely false.  Candice is actually engaged to rapper, Eminem.  #RapGod can’t really handle the Kimye like attention that would result in him exposing his true love.  Hermann may be her childhood boo, but she belongs to Marshall Mathers now.  At least that’s what HE thinks.

She's number one: The stunning South African recently won the coveted top spot on the Maxim Hot 100 list