Kate Middleton Parents Divorce #MilfOfCambridge

Carole Middleton thinks she’s Queen just for being Kate’s mom.  Old friends, and close knit family, accused Kate Middleton’s mother of transforming into the devil overnight.  When Waitie Katie received the coveted proposal from Prince William, the world stopped.  Carole is a snob now.  Milf Middleton doesn’t even live at home.  She devotes her every waking moment to pushing Will, and Kate into a royal Psychiatric ward.  Kate Middleton’s privileged in- laws cause a huge rift in Carole’s marriage to Michael Middleton.  

Carole Middleton ditched the online party supply company.  It’s Michael, Kate’s lonely dad, doing all the work.  Party Pieces is making millions, but Carole is in Anmer Hall.  Maids at the Sandringham estate see Carole more than Prince William, and Kate.  Carole simply feels she’s more important than Michael.  She orders the staff around, and pretends like she’s royalty.  Carole Middleton even snaps at Kate, and is always fussing over the babies.  Meanwhile, Mike is over 200 miles away watching online porn, drinking heavily, and shipping orders.  Rumors claim they are speeding towards divorce, like a Nascar driver running from the cops.

 

 

Has all the Cambridge caviar gone to Carole’s brain?  Can a sniper shoot Middleton’s ass off her shoulders?  Will Michael Middleton and the Milf of Cambridge regain the rhythm to cement their marriage?  Is becoming Princess a coupon for your parents’ divorce?  We heard they’ve already separated.