Category: Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie Files For Divorce From Brad Pitt

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The devil is a lie! Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt and the trigger was a conflict over the kids, substance abuse and anger … TMZ has learned. Jolie filed legal docs Monday citing irreconcilable differences. She’s asking for physical custody of the couple’s 6 children. She is asking the judge to give Pitt visitation. It’s significant … she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody … only joint legal custody. Sources connected with the couple tell us … Angelina’s decision to file has to…

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Angelina Jolie Brad Pitt Kids Ratchet Don’t Take Baths

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Scientology experts finally pressured Angie into setting for brittle Brad Pitt.  His has a gold star AARP membership, but toddler twins.  Angelina Jolie is a weird baby herself.  She encourages her multi racial tribe to turn up, and show out, at all times.  Random reports have circulated for years.  Angie, and Brad’s kid’s are out of control! Brad Pitt doesn’t encourage structure in his house.  We heard the kids curse the help, and eat mountains of candy at all times of day.  They write on walls, scream, shout, fight, and…

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Karma Finally Hits Angelina Jolie

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Ron Bard, Brad Pitt’s psychic, let the cat out of the bag.  He says Brad doesn’t love Angelina Jolie anymore.  Pitt is simply ‘boxed in’, and reluctant to harm his image.  Besides, he was always considered the bad guy in Jennifer Aniston’s showmance.  Pitt refuses to walk away from his commitment to the kids.  Ron has been very close with Brad since 2005.  He suggested Brad and Angie have secretly already married. Fork Ron Bard, and his painful, pitching attempt at a Tell All book.  We know the real bitch…

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We Have Video Of Angelina Jolie High Off Heroin

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‘Angie was a client of mine for several years. I sold her heroin and cocaine. One day she called me up and wanted me to drop by her place. That was her way of telling me she wanted me to bring her drugs,’ Franklin Meyer told the Enquirer. ‘At the time, I had just bought a video camera and decided to bring it along. When I arrived, I just gave her the drugs and then she gave me the money.’

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Angelina Jolie Doppelganger Jailed For Rape

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Nicolae Stan was driving a cab down a sketchy alley in Tulcea, Romania.  He picked up a leggy brunette with piercing eyes.  The gorgeous passenger was a drop dead ringer for Angelina Jolie.  He thought it was all good when he dropped her off at her apartment.  Luminita Perijoc whipped a shank out on Nicolae, and forced him to fork her right in the poochie!  He was stunned by the Lora Croft wanna-be’s ferocious colon.  She made him do it again!     “She forced me to undress, and have…

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Cocaine Use So High It Contaminated Drinking Water

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No wonder Kate  Middleton is so skinny!  Charlie Sheen, his fiance porn goddess, and Lindsay Lohan, may have to take a flight soon. Cocaine use in the UK is now so common that traces of the drug have contaminated the drinking water supply, a report has shown.  In a study to assess the dangers from pharmaceutical compounds appearing in the water we drink, scientists discovered traces of cocaine after it had gone through intensive purification treatments. Experts from the Drinking Water Inspectorate found supplies contained benzoylecgonine, the metabolised form of…

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Does Brad Pitt Know Angelina Jolie Is Dying?

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We’re aren’t saying Angelina Jolie is on dope, but she’s in Australia resembling Pookie from New Jack City.  Her Unbroken crew members feared she’d died, after she mysteriously fainted on set.   A double mastectomy, and breast reconstructive surgery is nothing compared to being the mother of 6 children, and keeping Brad Pitt on a leash. Ignoring her physical weaknesses  Jolie ‘s legs cracked, her eyes rolled to the back of her head, and her entire body went limp while she worked.  They didn’t know if she was acting or…

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Eddie Murphy Is A Singer Now And Ends Beef With Arsenio Hall – Video

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  Who told Eddie Murphy it was okay to sing?  We will give him a pass, since he ended his feud with Arsenio Hall.   “We stopped our bitter feud, just for tonight,” Hall said. Eddie played crazy, “What bitter feud?” Arsenio gushed “Oh, see, you don’t read all that stuff,” to which Eddie asked again, “We’re having a feud?” Arsenio said, “Yes, the tabloids said we’re having a bitter feud.” “Oh, I don’t read the tabloids. I really don’t, I don’t read any of that s–t,” Murphy said. What…

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Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Sign PreNup- Pressured To Wed By Scientology Family

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It’s just the beginning of the next episode.  Everyone loves to hate Brangelina for the obvious reasons.  They are beautiful, rich, and they have kids from all over the world.  Tabloids have pressured them to officially wed for years.  It seems an actual wedding may happen after all. Who wouldn’t want to marry a goodwill ambassador responsible for saving lives with her double mastectomy announcement?  The ultimate Hollyweird couple, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have supposedly signed a pre-nuptial agreement worth 200 million pounds. “Angelina has always been a bit…

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