Category: Weird Baby

Snooki Gets Married – JWoww Gets Pregnant

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Snooki and JWoww are fighting to extend their 15 minutes of fame.  Fans aren’t so interested now that they aren’t getting drunk, and having random sex like on Jersey Shore. Snooki has been engaged forever, but decided to finally began planning her wedding to her baby daddy, Jionni LaValle.  She was waiting to see if Hollyweird would accept her extreme weight loss, and move them from Z to Y-List.  Since Jionni has a big family, insiders claim the wedding will be huge and over the top.  Can Snooki afford a…

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Mom Keeps Son In Cage For 40 Years – Video

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A Chinese woman who has kept her son locked in a cage for more than 40 years has appealed for someone to help look after him after she dies. Peng Weiqing, 48, has been in the cage in his mother’s home in the city of Zhengzhou, capital of central China’s Henan Province, since the age of six. And while it may seem like an incredibly cruel way to treat your only son, Peng Waimei, says that she did it to protect Weiqing.   DailyMail

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Tyler Perry Adopts Bobbi Kristina?

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If Bobbi Kristina’s engagement to her step brother didn’t make you question the potency of Hollyweird’s drugs, you may like to know she’s chosen Madea to be her new daddy.  With her mother, Whitney Houston, resting in peace, ‘Krissi ‘ is still mourning this  holiday season.  Bobbi was always awkward with her estranged father, Bobby Brown.   Sources claim Bobbi Kris wants Tyler Perry as a father figure.  Whitney and Tyler Perry were cool, don’t get us wrong.  This girl doesn’t  know the difference between associates and friends.  Tyler Perry is an…

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Lauren Silverman Fined $50,000.00 For Sharing Her Kid With Simon Cowell ?

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Simon Cowell ruined every bi-curious college boys’ plans of  ‘going to Hollywood’, when he decided to impregnate his best friend’s wife.  Lauren Silverman can obviously suck a watermelon through a straw, because rumors claim Simon will eventually marry her. What started as an innocent friendship between a freaky couple, and a Hollyweird honcho, ended up being Simon’s worst nightmare.  Simon relished in his bachelor role, and took pride in his booty buddy-no strings attached lifestyle.  When Silverman got pregnant by the geezer, her husband left, and their child wept. The…

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Jennifer Lopez Ditches Casper Smart For ‘J-Lo’ Mattel Barbie Contract

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Jennifer Lopez has decided to carry the entire Latino community in her Spanx.  She’s defied all the AARP stereotypes, and continues to rock stages in glittery cat suits.  Jennifer is a long ways from street tacos and #thestruggle. J- Lo is known for being a bitch behind the scenes.  You can’t stare at her, speak to her, or even breathe in her direction.  Her mother won the lottery, so she doesn’t really care if you buy her Pop music.  If you aren’t splurging on her perfume, bouncing to her beats,…

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Paris Hilton Pregnant?

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Paris Hilton is back on the scene with her new hit single ‘Good Time’ featuring Lil Wayne.  Her ex bestie, Kim Kardashian, snatched the limelight for a few years, but Hilton wants it back.  Paris surprisingly decided to go with a Miley Cyrus costume for this year’s Halloween in Hollyweird.  We love Paris because she’s the founder of this generation’s fame whores.  After she spent a few minutes in jail, and her Papa threatened to cut her out the family’s zillions of dollars, she got real boring.  Take the outfit…

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Put Prince George Before Economic Struggle And ObamaCare

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Is it too much for Britney Spears to name her new album ‘Britney Jean’?  Will Chris Brown be dancing from behind bars?  Can you believe a politician publicly slammed us broke ass citizens for worrying about Prince George of Cambridge?  He called our interest “stomach-churning”.   “Spare us the sycophancy” wondered why anyone gave a damn about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s beautiful son.  Tom Copley suggested politicians wasted  “valuable Parliamentary time” with all the faking, shaking, “unctuous fawning and sycophancy”. Prince George is almost as important as North West.  Tony…

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Party While Prince George Is Stuck In A Haunted Nursery

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Kate Middleton is trying to adjust to motherhood, and Prince William is just happy to be back riding that juicy Polo horse.  The new parents, and royal rock stars, show Hollywood’s narcissist celebrities how to demand privacy.  We haven’t seen Prince George parading around town with a makeup filled face like Kingston Rossdale, or rocking colorful head wraps like Kim Kardashian’s neice, Penelope Disick.  All we know is they’re a young hot couple, and Kate is already back skinnier than most of us.   Kate Middleton isn’t threatened by Cressida Bonas, as long as she has her sister, Pippa Middleton, encouraging her…

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Halle Berry Gives Birth To Son

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Halle Berry  just welcomed her 2nd child according to sources.  Halle’s husband, Olivier Martinez’s life is doomed   The gorgeous biracial actress suffers from pretty girl (trashy cat) syndrome.  She’s pretty, but pretty hard to deal  with- according to Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Wesley Snipes, Eddie Murphy, David Justice, Billy Bob Thorton, and so on……   Halle ‘Kardashian’, gave birth to a healthy baby boy!  She also has a 5-year-old daughter with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.  Gabe got smacked by her new Boo for disrespecting ‘Queen’ Halle.   We hate Halle Berry because she’s beautiful.  Congrats…

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