#TeamJamal Funniest Tweets From Drake Dancing in Hotline Bling Video

Drake was lowkey lit pic.twitter.com/AiNXGGzBgR — ♌️⛽️ (@Grab_My_Tweet) October 20, 2015 Drake has a way of being corny and deeply uncool that makes him so attractive to me? I wish I could stop my brain from acting this way. — folu (@notfolu) October 20, 2015 Is Drake ok in the hotline bling video? Is this a cry 4 help — Mina de Guia (@mina_wave) October 20, 2015 TL saying Drake stole Dram's "Cha Cha" sound and had Quentin Miller write some bars to it? — Not The Plug (@DrewHowFly) October…

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The Truth Behind Drake Madonna Kiss – I’m Sweatin’

The Drake Madonna kiss is going down in Hollyweird history.  It’s too late, but Drake tried smoothing his puke face reaction over with fans.  The kiss wasn’t prearranged.  Madonna is a queen, but she’s also older than Drizzy’s mom.  He first tried blaming his grotesque reation on the taste of her lipstick, but ain’t no lipstick that taste like dog dookey. “Don’t misinterpret my shock!! I got to make out with the queen Madonna and I feel great about the kiss.” He went on to label Madonna a ‘Queen’ or…

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The Truth Behind Nina Dobrev Split From Ian Somerhalder – Drake?

We hassled Nina Dobrev for running on the Ian Somerhalder treadmill.  Dating Derek Hough was gross.  Sharing her limelight with Julianne Hough isn’t a wise move  in her Hollyweird career either.  Anyway, we knew somebody lucky would get a crack at her taut body, and the #TVD  tig-ol’ bitties.  We never imagined that somebody would be Drizzy Drake.   True, the hip hop community calls Drake a fruitcake, but his fruity eyebrows landed on Forbes Hip Hop cash kings.  Well Dobrev must be lonely, and plotting to Miley Cyrus, Eminem, Elvis…

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Justin Bieber Manager In Bidding War With YMCMB Over Drake?

Justin Bieber has managed to avoid catching a felony case, although he refuses to stop following behind Lil Twist.  Everyone says Scooter Braun (his manager) is like the white P- Diddy.  Scooter is marinating in his fame, and was caught twerking, and bopping like a dehydrated fan at Drizzy’s Barclay’s Center concert. Lots of A listers are fans of the emo- rapper, or maybe they were paid to show up?  Madonna, L.A. Reid, Busta Rhymes, Jamie Foxx, ASAP Rocky (with his dump truck, Chanel Iman), and Kevin Garnett all rocked out with…

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