The True Motive Behind Kate Hudson Nick Jonas Hook Up

Kate Hudson should be ashamed of herself.  Why is she sucking super young rocker, Nick Jonas?  The only way to maintain your place in Hollyweird, is to maximize your popularity.  Kate is desperate to stay young, and relevant.  If only we had her perfect genetics and Fabletics body… Hudson has 2 different babies, by 2 different musician dads, but her confidence is still on fleek.  Derek Hough was dorky, but cool.  He introduced Kate to Nina Dobrev and his sister, Julieanne Hough.  Kate was happy to steal some of The…

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Guess Who’s Trying To Ruin Elle Macpherson Jeffrey Soffer Showmance?

Supermodel, and high priced hooker- Elle Macpherson, landed billionaire trick, Jeffrey Soffer.  She’s snorted too many lines, and sucked too many frogs to let anyone ruin this for her.  When she caught Jeff making out with Kate Hudson, the claws came out!  Elle threatened to whoop Kate’s ass.  Friends are afraid she’ll catch a Hollyweird criminal case if she sees Kate trying to blend with the Santa Monica locals.  Jeffrey and Kate used to smash long ago.  Elle was hurt, and embarrassed when she discovered flirty, sexy text from her…

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Secret To Kate Hudson Natural Hollyweird Body #Fabletics

Kate Hudson is killing the competition right now.  Her smashing good looks, and Hollywood last name often sour auditions.  Looking good is the best revenge.  Could it have anything to do with the unidentified black guy she’s sneaking around town with?  Princess thot told Shape Magazine: “I’ve been switching up from the softer stuff, like Pilates and yoga, to more aggressive activities like TRX and boxing. I really enjoy sweating it out, and it helps clear my mind,”.  Kate Hudson’s Fabletics clothing line on fleek too.

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Don’t Forget: Derek Hough Smashed Nikki Reed

Nina Dobrev, and Derek Hough smashed when she first broke up with Ian Somerhalder.  Kate Hudson obviously doesn’t know about the rebound tryst.  Matt Bellamy is praying Hudson grows close to Derek.  He’s no match for her A list ego, and Y-list talent.  Julianne Hough certainly has a girl crush on Nina.  Dobrev is her only link in Tinseltown.  We tried coercing Derek to come clean about being gay for pay with Mark Ballas to heighten his career.  Does everybody just smash everybody in this town?  Seems Hollyweird loves playing musical…

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A Kardashian Now? Kate Hudson Dumps Derek Hough For A Knee- Grow – Swirly Photos

Matthew Bellamy loves touring away from home.  Kate Hudson drives him insane with her constant nagging, so they’ve decided not to marry.  Kate is a bit embarrassed to be an unmarried mom of 2.  She is also grateful for Matt’s dedication to her happiness.  This is Hollyweird, and the show must go on.  Hudson used poor Derek Hough for  rebound sex.  Her mom, Goldie Hawn, though Derek was a keeper.  The Dancing With the Stars pro is bubbling with talent. Kate Hudson is so whorish- she brought both Matt Bellamy,…

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Nina Dobrev Forced On Casting Couch – It’s Official No More #TVD

Nina Dobrev has obviously caught wind of The Vampire Diaries demise.  She’s been getting passed around like a Kush joint at Snoop Dogg’s party.  When Ian Somerhalder realized the showmance was interfering with his industry opportunities, he dropped her ass like a bad habit.  Anorexic beach lovers suspect she’s the reason he didn’t get the Christian Grey role in 50 Shades of Grey. Ian has won a few awards, and smashed Lea Michele.  His single relationship status hasn’t really gotten him any lucrative job offers…yet.  Meanwhile Dobrev has forked everyone…

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