Category: Kendall Jenner

We Miss Seeing Kylie & Kendall Jenner Together- Don’t You? What Had Happened Was…

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Kim Kardashian may pull a Donde West to get back skinny.  She vowed to NEVER EVER get pregnant again.  Kris Jenner is doing an awesome job at destroying the sister-hood between Kylie and Kendall, just as she did with the others.  Controversy and strife drive headlines.  Real tension is certain to green light the Jenner sisters upcoming reality show. Kylie Jenner is more insecure than she is beautiful.  She’s overwhelmed by the limelight.  Kylie’s sisters accuse her of having a stinky attitude fueled by her fat ego.  Kendall has replaced…

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Alessandra Ambrosio Hates Kendall Jenner For This

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Kendall Jenner is not just snagging all of Kim Kardashian’s limelight.  Alessandra Ambrosio is also steaming with jealousy.  Alessandra sees Kendall as her direct competition, as she should.  Kenny is equally beautiful, and also brunette.  The only thing Kendall really has on Ambrosio is EVERYTHING. Kendall Jenner has two moms, and 4 whorishly popular sisters.  Kendall’s last name catapulted her to the top of modeling industry’s elite.  Alessandra Ambrosio could never compete with Jenners’ popularity.  Plus, she’s way younger.  We hate Kendall too! “Allessandra was incredibly rude when Kendall introduced…

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A Few Pretty Pics From #Kennys20th

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Kendall gives no fucks! slaying without even trying!!! A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Nov 3, 2015 at 8:36am PST Happy Birthday to my little Kenny!!!! You're not a teenager anymore! I love you so much and am so proud of everything you have accomplished and the person you have become! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Nov 3, 2015 at 8:36am PST A photo posted by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Nov 3, 2015 at 8:32am PST

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Kris Jenner Birthday Wishes To Her NEW Favorite Daughter

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Happy Birthday to my beautiful love bug Kendall Jenner who is beautiful inside and out. I have had the blessing of watching you grow into the most amazing young woman and I cherish every memory…we have had so many adventures but the very best one is watching you achieve the things you’ve always dreamed of. You are smart, funny, loving, generous, kind and have the biggest heart. You give unconditional love to your friends and family and You give me more joy and happiness than you will ever know and…

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Kim Kardashian Kendall Jenner $20 Million Rivalry

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Kendall Jenner has her moma. Caitlyn Jenner’s, winning spirit.  She shut down Paris Fashion Week with her svelte size 00 frame, and gorgeous clothes.  Kendall ripped the runway with frenemy, Gigi Hadid.  All the other models flocked to beg for Jenner’s limelight.  They were Kardashian groupies following Kendall to the fancy after parties, and even tried to coordinate their clothing to match her. Kim Kardashian is fuming, and insecure.  Hollyweird’s infatuation with Kimye faded.  Kanye West hasn’t dropped any hot music in forever.  We’ve already seen Kim’s entire body naked…

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Say It Ain’t So? Kim and Kendall Take New York

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Don’t tell anyone we told you, but chile… Kim and Kendall are taking New York!  Kim Kardashian is determined to own the world.  Instead of focusing on her husband, and family- Yeezy wife is handling business.  She already owns an empire of perfumes, clothes, and makeup.  She gets paid a gazillion dollars just to tweet.  When Kendall Jenner earned more Instagram followers, it caused chaos.   Kim ain’t getting dethroned, especially by a “Jenner”. Kris Jenner is determined to thot her daughters out, until they’re all billionaires.  She convinced Kim…

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Kendall Jenner Ignores Kylie At Coachella #NationalSiblingsDay

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Kendall Jenner ain’t really digging Kylie’s hair, or the obsession with Blac Chyna.  The Jenner freaks are turnt at Coachella.  Kylie Jenner is the 3rd wheel as usual.  Bruce Jenner taped his coming out party, and Kris hasn’t been sober since.  Kendall burst out of shell, and Kylie is even more intimidated than Kim Kardashian. Although it’s #NationalSiblingDay – Kendall Jenner has her nose up Hailey Baldwin’s poochie.  She posted photos of fun that didn’t include Kylie Jenner.  If you aren’t a model, Jenner is not interested.  Conquering the world,…

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Kendall Jenner Bullied At Fashion Week – Rob To The Rescue!

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You already heard that Kendall Jenner banned her freaky sister Kim from attending her fashion shows.  The more we hate Kim Kardashian, and her hairy Hollywood family, the more magazine covers promote her big, ghetto, booty.  Kendall has only forked a few celebs.  She doesn’t want her Dad’s questionable sexuality, or sisters’ addiction to nappy cocks, stop her shine.  Tommy Hilfiger, Marc Jacobs, and Diane Von Furstenburg welcomed Kendall.  Kim isn’t the only one jealous of Kendall’s fresh face, and thin frame.  Sources claim Kendall better watch her back.  Her…

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Jay Z Refuses Kimye Best Man Offer

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North West has never worn the same thing twice.  Kanye West is Hollyweird’s biggest prick.  He shopped the sale rack at Paris Fashion Week, and Jay-Z refused to be his best man.  While Yeezus hoped Kim Kardashian would heighten his career, she’s destroyed it.  Reggie Bush got her best years.   Khloe Kardashian is the hottest sister, if Kylie Jenner goes to college. As if he gives a damn about Trayvon Martin, Kanye wore a hoodie to visit a Braziian slum.  We’re uncertain if he was shopping for a ‘natural’…

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Will Smith And Kris Jenner Are Fighting

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  Will Smith is still pretending he is not married.  Jada Pinkett Smith’s wish for a divorce will just end in a dirt nap.  Jaden’s showmance with Kylie Jenner is what unexpectedly bought the couple back together.  Will and Jada thought it was cute at first.  They shoveled Willow and Jaden Smith into the limelight, and even encouraged their friendship with Justin Bieber. Will Smith doesn’t appreciate Kris Jenner  using his kid.  She’s a fame monster.  Nobody on the planet trusts, or respects Kris.  Since Kylie and Jaden live close,…

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2 Words Kendall Jenner Said That Ruined Everything With Harry Styles

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The smoking hot romance between Harry Styles, and Kendall Jenner was really starting to get serious.  Then Jenner, like a Kardashian sucking a lollipop on a home movie, had to go and ruin everything.  It’s already bad enough he had to sign a reality show contract, but that’s not what murdered her chances with the One Direction hot boy. Kylie Jenner removed her weave for the New Year, and pretended she got a haircut.  Kendall kept her extensions, but muttered two words that pissed Harry off for good: ‘Taylor.  Swift.”…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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