Category: Kim Kardashian

KUWTK Continues Filming – Will Kim and Kanye West Divorce?

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It is not looking good for Yeezus. Jay Z urged J Cole to sneak diss him on the latest hip hop classic, False Prophets. North and Saint haven’t seen their dad in nearly a month. Before Ye went crazy, he spent all of his time nurturing his fashion and music, instead of his family. Rumors claim Kris Jenner is urging Kim Kardashian to dump the bipolar schizophrenia spokesman. Kim is her number one money maker. The family’s image lies in Kim’s new sex tape. Kanye is in desperate need of…

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Kim Celebrates Friends Birthday With A Super Selfish Instagram Snap

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Happy Birthday @steph_shep I love this pic of us! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:42am PDT We’re so happy Kourtney Kardashian is back.  She’s always been considered the prettiest sister.  Kourt’s body is natural and petite.  Khloe looks ridiculous super skinny with her OJ Simpson shoulders.  We’re exhausted with Kim Kardashian flaunting her surgically enhanced slutness.  Hopefully Rob & Chyna’s baby girl won’t grow up to be a whore like all the others.  We doubt it. Happy Birthday @Steph_shep! ? on agua…

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Kanye thinks his super talented “Family” deserve Emmy Awards

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In a SHOWstudio interview, Kanye West can be heard saying, “I feel proud to be in a family that has, you know, so many people breaking ground for the generations to come. I just feel it’s like, ‘Woah.’ It’s like reality show; that’s so fucking new of an art form. To the point where, my wife and my family should’ve had plenty of Emmys by now. Reality shows are considered to be like rap was when the Mondrian wouldn’t let Run DMC and motherfucking Will Smith stay there because they…

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Say It Ain’t So? Kim and Kendall Take New York

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Don’t tell anyone we told you, but chile… Kim and Kendall are taking New York!  Kim Kardashian is determined to own the world.  Instead of focusing on her husband, and family- Yeezy wife is handling business.  She already owns an empire of perfumes, clothes, and makeup.  She gets paid a gazillion dollars just to tweet.  When Kendall Jenner earned more Instagram followers, it caused chaos.   Kim ain’t getting dethroned, especially by a “Jenner”. Kris Jenner is determined to thot her daughters out, until they’re all billionaires.  She convinced Kim…

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Kim Kardashian Explains Bipolar Baby Bump With Another Naked Photo

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First they say I’m too skinny so I have to be faking it…Now they say I’m too big so I have to be faking it…SMH! Some days I’m photographed before I eat & look smaller, some days I’ve just eaten & I look bigger. It’s all a part of the process. I think you all know me well enough to know I would document the process if I got a surrogate. Everyone’s body is different, every pregnancy is very different! I’ve learned to love my body at every stage! I’m…

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Call Peta- Kim Nem Out Here Slaughtering Camels For Wool

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Kim Kardashian keeps flaunting her prego-licious body draped in designer clothes.  Fork the #BlackLivesMatter movement, and her economically depressed fans.  Rocking fur coats, and accessories is cruel, but Kim even pays to have them made for her baby daughter. As if Ivory fiends and poachers haven’t killed over 100,000 African elephants in just three years – now Hollyweird celebrities are killing camels. Chileans are killing and shearing innocent Vicunas at an alarming rate.  High end designers like Versace, Gucci, and Balmain buy them off the black market to create luxury…

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Kanye West Jumped In Swan Lake – Armenia Surprise Concert

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(Watch at 45 minutes) Amber Rose is reeling from being kicked out of Kendall Jenner’s Coachella cabana.  Meanwhile, Kanye West is feeling salty about Kendrick Lamar’s album success.  Kim Kardashian urged him to save his career. What a crazy night! Kanye wakes me up & says he’s doing a free concert in Yerevan, Armenia! I throw on sweats & we head out! Thousands of people were there! Kanye jumped in swan lake to be closer to the crowd on the other side & so many people jumped in too! I…

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Kim Kardashian Bullied – Hair Black Again – Blonde Gone

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Let’s face it.  Kim Kartrashian’s makeup is way too harsh for bleach blonde hair.  Hollyweird is having a field day of thirsty alien jokes aimed at the jiggly booty reality queen.  Kim’s video game is popping.  Her sisters are on fleek, but the blonde hair has to go.  The platinum blonde locks may photograph well, but she’ll need a legion of diet pills to compete with Kendall Jenner.  Critics are slamming Kim’s new look.  We know Beyonce personally.  Squad members giggled uncontrollably at Kim Kardashian’s yearn for limelight.  Our weirdo was…

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