Category: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Demands Apology From Beyonce

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“Kim is done playing nice, Beyoncé humiliated her,”  either Jonathan Cheban, or Kris Jenner told InTouch Weekly. They swore Kim Kardashian “will never forgive Beyoncé unless she gets a public apology.” “Kim thinks Beyoncé’s a fake, and that the real Beyoncé is nothing like the one the public knows. Not showing up for the wedding was a total slap in the face,” they added. “And now Kim’s not afraid to call her out on it.” “Beyoncé can’t stand Kim,” another insider snitched.   “She thinks Kim got famous from a…

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Jay Z Refuses Kimye Best Man Offer

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North West has never worn the same thing twice.  Kanye West is Hollyweird’s biggest prick.  He shopped the sale rack at Paris Fashion Week, and Jay-Z refused to be his best man.  While Yeezus hoped Kim Kardashian would heighten his career, she’s destroyed it.  Reggie Bush got her best years.   Khloe Kardashian is the hottest sister, if Kylie Jenner goes to college. As if he gives a damn about Trayvon Martin, Kanye wore a hoodie to visit a Braziian slum.  We’re uncertain if he was shopping for a ‘natural’…

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Michael Strahan Bankrupt – Blame Nicole Murphy

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One couple has enough star power to compete with Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian-  and enough money to rebuild Haiti.  Sorry Kimye, but Michael Strahan will have the biggest wedding of all time. Although this will be Kim Kardashian’s 3rd marriage, Kanye West promises fighter jets.  Kris Jenner works for TMZ, so the showmance will be televised.  Everyone already knows Kim is using Kanye for legitimacy , plus we’ve seen Kim get married already.  Michael Strahan is marrying Eddie Murphey’s ex, Nicole.  Insiders claim the couple is shopping a network willing to air…

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Will Smith And Kris Jenner Are Fighting

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  Will Smith is still pretending he is not married.  Jada Pinkett Smith’s wish for a divorce will just end in a dirt nap.  Jaden’s showmance with Kylie Jenner is what unexpectedly bought the couple back together.  Will and Jada thought it was cute at first.  They shoveled Willow and Jaden Smith into the limelight, and even encouraged their friendship with Justin Bieber. Will Smith doesn’t appreciate Kris Jenner  using his kid.  She’s a fame monster.  Nobody on the planet trusts, or respects Kris.  Since Kylie and Jaden live close,…

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Kanye West Punches Someone For Calling Kim Kardashian N**ger Lover

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Kanye and Kim were at a Beverly Hills medical building when they were swarmed by photogs.  We’re told the guy allegedly said to Kim, “F**k these fa**ot-ass n****rs”” — referring to the paparazzi.  Kim then told him it was not appropriate to use the N-word.  We’re told he then screamed at her, “F**k you bitch.  Just trying to help you.  Shut up n****r lover, stupid slut.” Sources say Kanye and Kim rushed into the waiting room of chiropractor Richard Hill and found the 18-year-old sitting there.  Witnesses say Kanye punched…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Prettiest Kardashian Sister Spotted With New Guy!

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Kris Jenner may be a drunken hot mess, but you have to admit she’s beautiful.  She gave her daughters the gift of beauty.   Her show’s cancellation didn’t stop her Hollyweird hustle, so her next move is Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s Kardashian spinoff! Kim Kardashian has allowed Kanye West to pimp her career for now, and Khloe Kardashian is shopping for a new black millionaire to join the showmance.  Kris is focusing all her energy on Kylie and Kendall.  You’ve heard about Kendall Jenner’s relationship with One Direction’s Harry Styles?…

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Video Evidence – Kanye West Curses His Own Fans

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Kanye West needs medical attention.  Hollyweird continues to ignore Yeezus’ tantrum like outburst, and empty cries for attention.  The hip hop mogul has everything except happiness.  He cursed a fan for begging him to remove his mask during a Texas concert.  We don’t believe conspiracy theorist who say he sacrificed his soul for fame.  All we know is, someone has slipped him the same stuff they slipped Britney Spears, and Anna Nicole. ‘You can see my face on the internet every motherf***ing day,’  he cursed the dedicated fan.  ‘I came…

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Open Letter To Amber Rose – Work B**ch – Video

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Dear Amber Rose, We know it’s hard not to be overwhelmed by Kimye’s media blitz.  Wiz Khalifa is always on the road, Sebastian hates naps, and it’s hard to find another female in the industry that you can trust.  You tried to tell Hollyweird years ago that Kim Kardashian was a home wrecking slut, but everybody assumed you were just bitter about your split from Kanye West. Now that you have Bash, and a recurring Hip Hop Forbes List tooth pic for a hubby, you’ve shied away from the limelight.  We…

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Kate Middleton Bound 2 – Clap Back – Video

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Kate Middleton may have a few gray hairs, but her legs are impeccable.  She wowed at a charity event, and always represents her husband well.   Certainly Prince William is a happy man, and certainly, Prince George of Cambridge will have a sibling soon.   What we really want to know, is this a mere wardrobe malfunction?  Or is Kate Middleton trying to keep it popping like Kim Kardashian?

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Why Is Kendall Jenner Mad At Kim Kardashian?

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Insecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self.  Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’  Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…

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