Category: Kim Kardashian

Robert Kardashian Threatens Family Tell All Book

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Robert Kardashian Jr. is known for being the awkward baby brother of his famous sisters.  The extremely handsome, and sometimes chubby, bi- curious Kardashian brother, has mysteriously disappeared from the limelight.  TheHollyweirdTimes did a little digging, and discovered the real reason behind Rob’s dreary esteem, and obvious absence from tabloid headlines. Everyone knows Robert Jr. is a roach, and his attempt at a sock brand failed.  He tried Dancing With The Stars, but momager, Kris Jenner, could only afford the ‘runner-up’ slot.  Kris makes it known that Kim Kardashian is…

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Lakers Phil Jackson Admits The Kardashian Family Ruined Lamar Odom (VIDEO)

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Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids.  Jackson sees his players as his very own children.  He (along with the rest of  Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him.  His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end.  Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…

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Kim And Khloe Kardashian Fighting Again? Kim Kardashian Jealous And Insecure!

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Put 4 black cats in a Halloween sack, and drop it off in the wilderness. Thanks to bad attitudes, over drinking, plastic surgery, and too much good living- Khloe Kardashian is suddenly the prettiest. Kris Jenner allegedly drinks wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Fans speculate that her vodka breath got her show cancelled.  Kourtney Kardashian is still cute, but the vegan food she eats may be aging her prematurely.  Either that, or Scott Disick snuck and got Botox (he looks great).  Kim Kardashian  is still a bad beeyotch.  What…

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Kris Humphries Dad Confirms That Kim Kardashian Kanye West Relationship Is Fake

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North West was left crying  in the shadows with her nanny, while Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated their engagement for the world.  Kimye is no Prince William, and Kate Middleton, but Hollyweird headlines beg to differ.   Yeezus sold his soul with a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond in front of a stadium billboard bearing the message “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!! ”   The irony of it all?  The ring is a bit smaller than the one Kris Humphries gave her.  Kim had Kris’ ring this entire time, until West demanded she…

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Reality Show Spin-Off!

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We’re grateful Kanye West finally proposed to Kim Kardashian.  The plan came together like a pair of sweaty ass cheeks. Now if we can just get rid of that freaking Kylie and Kendall Jenner!  It’s just our luck that they’ve inherited their mom’s great looks, and father’s amazing physique.  We love them, but we’re glad they aren’t our sisters. They went to a a few night clubs, smoked little Kush, drunk a little drank, smashed a few rappers, popped a few seductive selfies on social media, and even had a…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Secretly Filming Khloe & Lamar Season 3

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As much as we hated Kim Kardashian’s nasty booty selfie, we cannot remove the horribly delicious sight from our memory.  Kris Jenner wants us to really believe that she’s separated from Bruce Jenner.  Kourtney ‘boring’ Kardashian tries hard  to convince us that she’s unlike her poochie popping sisters. Khloe Kardashian almost had us fooled too.   The cheating, drug scandal headlines promoted in the tabloids against her (bench warming) NBA husband, Lamar Odom, was just a ruse to get us hard as a brick  for the new season of Khloe& Lamar.…

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Kanye West Will Appear On Jimmy Kimmel’s Talk Show

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We’re unsure if you’ve heard about Kanye West’s beef with Jimmy Kimmel, but die hard fans smelled dookie from a mile away.  West sucker punched Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter.  Yeezus got super offended when Kimmel poked fun of his BBC interview.  Since Michael Jackson is moon-walking in heaven, West claimed to be “the biggest rock star on the planet”. Kanye didn’t like being the butt end of Kimmel’s jokes, or at least pretended to be irritated by Kim Kardashian’s limelight.  He ripped Jimmy: KANYE WEST@kanyewestFollow JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF…

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Khloe Kardashian Divorces Lamar Odom! Rebound Romance With The Game

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Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband.  It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom.  Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers.  To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off.  What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else.  Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1).  They…

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Halle Berry Gives Birth To Son

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Halle Berry  just welcomed her 2nd child according to sources.  Halle’s husband, Olivier Martinez’s life is doomed   The gorgeous biracial actress suffers from pretty girl (trashy cat) syndrome.  She’s pretty, but pretty hard to deal  with- according to Kevin Costner, Spike Lee, Wesley Snipes, Eddie Murphy, David Justice, Billy Bob Thorton, and so on……   Halle ‘Kardashian’, gave birth to a healthy baby boy!  She also has a 5-year-old daughter with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.  Gabe got smacked by her new Boo for disrespecting ‘Queen’ Halle.   We hate Halle Berry because she’s beautiful.  Congrats…

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