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We blame Kris Jenner for the demise of Kanye West, Lamar Odom, Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick, and Rob Kardashian. Well get angrier now. The queen of Hollyweird has a new political gig, and ain’t shit we can do about it. Rumors claim family matriarch, Kris Jenner, was hired to be included in Donald Trump’s cabinet. Hopefully, this allows Tyga time to impregnate Kylie Jenner. OMG!
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Kendall Jenner ain’t really digging Kylie’s hair, or the obsession with Blac Chyna. The Jenner freaks are turnt at Coachella. Kylie Jenner is the 3rd wheel as usual. Bruce Jenner taped his coming out party, and Kris hasn’t been sober since. Kendall burst out of shell, and Kylie is even more intimidated than Kim Kardashian. Although it’s #NationalSiblingDay – Kendall Jenner has her nose up Hailey Baldwin’s poochie. She posted photos of fun that didn’t include Kylie Jenner. If you aren’t a model, Jenner is not interested. Conquering the world,…
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Bruce Jenner really hates Kris. The Kardashian sluts can wear midriff baring tops to church on Easter Sunday all they want. The Jenner girls’ dad, is officially there mom now. Flea MZ Reports Diane Sawyer’s two hour interview — titled “Bruce Jenner — The Interview”– will air April 24th, the 100th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide. We’re told the women will be in Armenia, although for some reason they’re saying the visit isn’t tied to the anniversary.- We heard Sawyer’s interview is intimate and will bring you to tears. His story…
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One couple has enough star power to compete with Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian- and enough money to rebuild Haiti. Sorry Kimye, but Michael Strahan will have the biggest wedding of all time. Although this will be Kim Kardashian’s 3rd marriage, Kanye West promises fighter jets. Kris Jenner works for TMZ, so the showmance will be televised. Everyone already knows Kim is using Kanye for legitimacy , plus we’ve seen Kim get married already. Michael Strahan is marrying Eddie Murphey’s ex, Nicole. Insiders claim the couple is shopping a network willing to air…
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Although the camera loves Kris Jenner, she fell flat within the first five minutes with her boring prolonged story about the birth of Nori West. Had North been born later, or her show’s debut would have premiered earlier, this corny opening may have worked. But it failed – Kris trembled and squinted at the cue cards, but it was not funny enough. The show is starving for new writers that want Kris to win instead of wanting her money. The chef feature was completely unnecessary. Viewers likely expected a better…
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Will Smith is still pretending he is not married. Jada Pinkett Smith’s wish for a divorce will just end in a dirt nap. Jaden’s showmance with Kylie Jenner is what unexpectedly bought the couple back together. Will and Jada thought it was cute at first. They shoveled Willow and Jaden Smith into the limelight, and even encouraged their friendship with Justin Bieber. Will Smith doesn’t appreciate Kris Jenner using his kid. She’s a fame monster. Nobody on the planet trusts, or respects Kris. Since Kylie and Jaden live close,…
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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died. Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce. We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault. Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time. Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’ the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…
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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’ fancy smancy Christmas Eve party. Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna. Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior. Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing. The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…
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Kris Jenner may be a drunken hot mess, but you have to admit she’s beautiful. She gave her daughters the gift of beauty. Her show’s cancellation didn’t stop her Hollyweird hustle, so her next move is Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s Kardashian spinoff! Kim Kardashian has allowed Kanye West to pimp her career for now, and Khloe Kardashian is shopping for a new black millionaire to join the showmance. Kris is focusing all her energy on Kylie and Kendall. You’ve heard about Kendall Jenner’s relationship with One Direction’s Harry Styles?…
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Kendall Jenner is barely 18, but she’s already putting her skinny cock on the block. Harry Styles hasn’t figured out how the paparazzi keeps finding his whereabouts. Kardashians do not believe in privacy. We knew Kris Jenner was a snake , but now we have proof that she pimps her daughters out to the press! According to OK Magazine, Kris has Versace demands for her girls’ potential boyfriends. We can’t help but wonder, why Harry felt Kendall Jenner was worth all the drama. #1. Suitable suitors only: Kris Jenner…
ReceiptsInsecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self. Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’ Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…
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Robert Kardashian Jr. is known for being the awkward baby brother of his famous sisters. The extremely handsome, and sometimes chubby, bi- curious Kardashian brother, has mysteriously disappeared from the limelight. TheHollyweirdTimes did a little digging, and discovered the real reason behind Rob’s dreary esteem, and obvious absence from tabloid headlines. Everyone knows Robert Jr. is a roach, and his attempt at a sock brand failed. He tried Dancing With The Stars, but momager, Kris Jenner, could only afford the ‘runner-up’ slot. Kris makes it known that Kim Kardashian is…
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Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids. Jackson sees his players as his very own children. He (along with the rest of Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him. His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end. Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…
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The Hollyweird Times was the first to tell you Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom were secretly filming a new season of their show. Thank God for social media, because investigative cameras busted the duo canoodling. YES! Paparazzi spotted Khlomar turning up TOGETHER! RumorFix: Although Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom arrived separately at Kanye West’s concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, it looks like they spent the night together. In photos uploaded to the social sharing site, BuzzSky, the NBA player is seen with the entire Kardashian clan in the VIP…
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Put 4 black cats in a Halloween sack, and drop it off in the wilderness. Thanks to bad attitudes, over drinking, plastic surgery, and too much good living- Khloe Kardashian is suddenly the prettiest. Kris Jenner allegedly drinks wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Fans speculate that her vodka breath got her show cancelled. Kourtney Kardashian is still cute, but the vegan food she eats may be aging her prematurely. Either that, or Scott Disick snuck and got Botox (he looks great). Kim Kardashian is still a bad beeyotch. What…
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Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband. It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom. Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers. To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off. What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else. Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1). They…
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