Category: Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner Mermaid On Dry Land

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Kylie Jenner is not a human being. She’s a Kardashian. Well, technically she’s a Jenner, of course, but bae looks, dresses, and takes selfies like a Kardashian. Instagram is her weapon to remind us that we are but mere mortals. She may only be seventeen, but Kylie already looks better in a bikini than you ever will. It must be hard growing up with reality TV camera in your face, documenting your every move. In 2007, when E! began airing Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Kylie Jenner was nine-years-old. As…

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Kendall Jenner Ignores Kylie At Coachella #NationalSiblingsDay

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Kendall Jenner ain’t really digging Kylie’s hair, or the obsession with Blac Chyna.  The Jenner freaks are turnt at Coachella.  Kylie Jenner is the 3rd wheel as usual.  Bruce Jenner taped his coming out party, and Kris hasn’t been sober since.  Kendall burst out of shell, and Kylie is even more intimidated than Kim Kardashian. Although it’s #NationalSiblingDay – Kendall Jenner has her nose up Hailey Baldwin’s poochie.  She posted photos of fun that didn’t include Kylie Jenner.  If you aren’t a model, Jenner is not interested.  Conquering the world,…

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Jay Z Refuses Kimye Best Man Offer

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North West has never worn the same thing twice.  Kanye West is Hollyweird’s biggest prick.  He shopped the sale rack at Paris Fashion Week, and Jay-Z refused to be his best man.  While Yeezus hoped Kim Kardashian would heighten his career, she’s destroyed it.  Reggie Bush got her best years.   Khloe Kardashian is the hottest sister, if Kylie Jenner goes to college. As if he gives a damn about Trayvon Martin, Kanye wore a hoodie to visit a Braziian slum.  We’re uncertain if he was shopping for a ‘natural’…

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Will Smith And Kris Jenner Are Fighting

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  Will Smith is still pretending he is not married.  Jada Pinkett Smith’s wish for a divorce will just end in a dirt nap.  Jaden’s showmance with Kylie Jenner is what unexpectedly bought the couple back together.  Will and Jada thought it was cute at first.  They shoveled Willow and Jaden Smith into the limelight, and even encouraged their friendship with Justin Bieber. Will Smith doesn’t appreciate Kris Jenner  using his kid.  She’s a fame monster.  Nobody on the planet trusts, or respects Kris.  Since Kylie and Jaden live close,…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

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Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Prettiest Kardashian Sister Spotted With New Guy!

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Kris Jenner may be a drunken hot mess, but you have to admit she’s beautiful.  She gave her daughters the gift of beauty.   Her show’s cancellation didn’t stop her Hollyweird hustle, so her next move is Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s Kardashian spinoff! Kim Kardashian has allowed Kanye West to pimp her career for now, and Khloe Kardashian is shopping for a new black millionaire to join the showmance.  Kris is focusing all her energy on Kylie and Kendall.  You’ve heard about Kendall Jenner’s relationship with One Direction’s Harry Styles?…

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