#PrayForLamarOdom He Is A Vegetable – The Recovery

Caitlyn Jenner is woman of the year, and Charlie Sheen is HIV positive.  Kourtney Kardashian, and Kris Jenner balled so hard at Diddy’s AMA party, we forgot all about Lamar Odom.  James Harden’s brother- husband, LO, is still hospitalized in a ‘Hell- A’ hospital.  His estranged wife, Khloe Kardashian, moved him to Hollyweird after Las Vegas medical facilities banned reality cameras.  It’s true, the Kardashians are filming Lamar Odom:The Recovery. Los Angeles Laker great, and motherless child – Lamar Odom is a vegetable.  Khloe developed a staph infection from posting…

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Lamar Breaks Out Of Coma! Speaks To Khloe Kardashian

Blessings come down: Lamar Odom appears to be on the road to recovery! The 35-year-old former NBA star has woken up from a coma he slipped into after being hospitalized on Tuesday, following a drug overdose at a brothel in Nevada, and is able to communicate. On Friday, Odom opened his eyes, saw Khloé Kardashian, who has been by his bedside as he fights for his life, said, “Hey, baby,” gave her a thumbs up and then went back to sleep, a source told E! News. The source also said…

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Khloe Kardashian Banned From Lamar Odom Hospital

Khloe Kardashan, and Lamar Odom are officially divorced.  A delay in California court filings, is the only reason the divorce decree hasn’t been officiated.  Khloe has clearly moved on, both publicly and privately.  Ask French Montana, and James Harden how Kardashian custard taste.  Why is Khloe Kardashian glued to Lamar’s bedside?  It’s like waking from a nightmare to find the devil posted in your hospital room. Sources believe Odom’s collapse was initially triggered by comments made during a repeat of the reality show Keeping up with the Kardashians which aired…

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OJ Daughter Khloe Kardashian Milks Lamar Odom Overdose For Ratings Fans and Money

The only Kardashian truly  mourning Lamar Odom, is Robert Kardashian Jr.  He’s the only sibling unaffected by celebrity.  He deliberately dodges headlines.  Rob loves L.O. like a brother.  The athlete cock addicts, and rap groupie sisters, only love the limelight.  That’s why they’re at Lammy’s bedside.  Kris Jenner programmed the girls to follow the light.  Kim did not cry when Bruce Jenner died.  When Lamar’s best friend Jamie died, Kendall didn’t take a modeling break.  When French Montana’s boy, Chinx Drugz, got smoked- Kylie Jenner was busy smoking Tyga’s hookah.…

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Kris Jenner Suggest Khloe Kardashian Nose Job At Age 9

Khloe Kardashian has started back balding like she did when her daddy died.  Her sisters are her crutch as she heals from the Lamar Odom divorce.  We get sick of the whole Kardashian family, but it’s not their fault.  Kris Jenner is the worst mother of all time.  Khloe confessed a deep dark insecurity to Cosmopolitan UK: ‘She didn’t mean harm, but when I was around nine I overheard my mom telling her friend I needed a nose job,’  the big boned Kardashian revealed. ‘I was shocked; I hadn’t even…

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Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Khloe Kardashian Officially Divorces Lamar Odom

Maybe it was the Cali crack.  It could have been the trashy strippers.  Some say it was a secret gay relationship with his best friend, Jamie.  We regretfully inform you, Khloe Kardashian has officially filed for divorce from Lamar Odom. While some saw it coming a mile away, most of us are saddened by news of the Unbreakable couple’s showmance departure.  Rumors of Lamar’s alleged crack mistresses, Khloe’s infertile womb, and Kris Jenner’s show cancellation ruined our favorite couple. TMZ has a pipe up Hollywood’s buns: Khloe Kardashian has just filed…

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Lamar Odom On The DL – Khloe Kardashian Baby Thirst – Rap Video Tell All

With friends like Jamie, who needs enemies?  Adding a loogie to your caramel mocha frappuccino, a recent video of  Lamar Odom rapping like he’s Yeezus has leaked.  This is disgusting…especially considering the preparation it takes for the taping of  season 3  of  Khloe& Lamar , and his supposed NBA comeback. Watch Khloe keep losing weight,  forking The Game and taking freaking selfies to mask her pain.  She’s embarrassed, but willing to make the sacrifice to maintain her showmance status.  If you listen carefully, Lamar brags about being on the ‘DL’, and…

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Why Is Kendall Jenner Mad At Kim Kardashian?

Insecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self.  Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’  Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…

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Lakers Phil Jackson Admits The Kardashian Family Ruined Lamar Odom (VIDEO)

Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids.  Jackson sees his players as his very own children.  He (along with the rest of  Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him.  His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end.  Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Never Separated- Kris Jenner Still Winning

The Hollyweird Times was the first to tell you Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom were secretly filming a new season of their show.  Thank God for social media, because investigative cameras busted the duo canoodling.  YES!  Paparazzi spotted Khlomar turning up TOGETHER! RumorFix: Although Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom arrived separately at Kanye West’s concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, it looks like they spent the night together. In photos uploaded to the social sharing site, BuzzSky, the NBA player is seen with the entire Kardashian clan in the VIP…

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Kim And Khloe Kardashian Fighting Again? Kim Kardashian Jealous And Insecure!

Put 4 black cats in a Halloween sack, and drop it off in the wilderness. Thanks to bad attitudes, over drinking, plastic surgery, and too much good living- Khloe Kardashian is suddenly the prettiest. Kris Jenner allegedly drinks wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Fans speculate that her vodka breath got her show cancelled.  Kourtney Kardashian is still cute, but the vegan food she eats may be aging her prematurely.  Either that, or Scott Disick snuck and got Botox (he looks great).  Kim Kardashian  is still a bad beeyotch.  What…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Secretly Filming Khloe & Lamar Season 3

As much as we hated Kim Kardashian’s nasty booty selfie, we cannot remove the horribly delicious sight from our memory.  Kris Jenner wants us to really believe that she’s separated from Bruce Jenner.  Kourtney ‘boring’ Kardashian tries hard  to convince us that she’s unlike her poochie popping sisters. Khloe Kardashian almost had us fooled too.   The cheating, drug scandal headlines promoted in the tabloids against her (bench warming) NBA husband, Lamar Odom, was just a ruse to get us hard as a brick  for the new season of Khloe& Lamar.…

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Lamar Odom Reconciles With Dad- Refuses To Speak To Khloe Kardashian- Divorce Certain

We guess blood is thicker than  water.  Either that, or somebody knocked some common sense into Lamar Odom’s ass.  TMZ dishes: It’s the Lamar Odom reconciliation no one expected — less than a month after publicly ripping his father … TMZ has learned the two are patching things up in a big way.Joe Odom and Lamar were spotted walking together in Venice last weekend …  and sources close to the Odoms tell us they’ve been hanging out for the last week or so around Marina del Rey, where Joe lives. We’re told they’ve been hanging at…

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Khloe Kardashian Divorces Lamar Odom! Rebound Romance With The Game

Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband.  It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom.  Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers.  To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off.  What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else.  Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1).  They…

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Khloe Kardashian’s Husband Desperate For Divorce? Drug Accusations Against Lamar Odom Distract Us From North West!

As Khloe Kardashian continues to hang on to her crack ‘rock’ star husband, Lamar Odom, dirt just continues to build against the infamous Kardashian family.  Lamar was caught cheating on Khloe, and his life has been a living hell every since.  Kris Jenner released fury from her failed talk show. “Working with Kris was absolutely unbearable,” a Kris production staff member told RadarOnline. “She would show up on set hung over and demand her beauty team to fix her up and make her look stunning.” Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are parading around our social networks, but we honestly don’t care.  We’re trying to…

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