Category: Miley Cyrus

Should White People Grow Dreadlocks – Miley Cyrus VMA Hair Slammed

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So what do Miley Cyrus’s dreadlocks smell like, @gulianarancic ? — chey✨ (@CheyenneCKing) September 1, 2015 Don’t think we didn’t peep your dreadlock drawstring & how it’s you in front of black women your whole mediocre career @MileyCyrus — Sierra Mannie (@SKEEerra) August 31, 2015 i liked miley cyrus until she got dreadlocks — audriah❤️ (@sup3rslut) August 30, 2015

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Miley Cyrus Smashed Wayne Coyne On The Way To Coachella Over Easter TweekEnd – Photos

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He is the lead singer, guitarist, and songwriter for the band the Flaming Lips.  Miley Cyrus, and her platinum locks are headed to the Coachella Music Festival.  We don’t know why they invited her, or how the hell did old ass Wayne Coyne get on the tour.  Miley, and Wayne spent Easter weekend really connecting over drinking and drugs.  Our sources claim they were making out, and snorting lines off each other.  Mike Will Made It knows Cyrus is a hoe, Patrick Schwarzenegger tho..  

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Is Dusty Crophopper Porking Miley Cyrus – Video

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I had zero clue when my hometownbuffet MiCy (aka @MileyCyrus) & I took this pic together that I was already wearing my commemorative DCMC t-shirt. This girl Is nothing but class, sass & a hot piece of ass from European dune grass to the relative molecular mass. Tryin’ to take her down only raises her glass while she sparkles and shines like a lined fairy wrasse. #DropsMic Post by Dane Cook.

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Free California Republic Hat Giveaway!!

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We’re super excited to share our pop culture pimping with you.  Thanks so much for the love, and support. @PerezHilton is trying to be a pop star, and Wendy Williams suffers from showbiz censors.  TheHollyweirdTimes.com is the best new spot for celebrity gossip & weird news.  As a ratchet gift to our weird fans, we’re giving away this cool California Republic snap- back hat. All you have to do is: Follow us on Twitter. Follow us on Facebook. Leave a comment that would make Harvey Levin jealous.   The best…

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Taylor Swift Bad Blood With Miley Cyrus – Rolling Stone Exclusive

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Taylor Swift threw some serious shade on Bad Blood about someone whose friendship she now questions.  She didn’t have the the titts to drop a name.  All we know is the trick was at the VMA Awards. The country cock licker told Rolling Stone: ‘I was like, “Oh, we’re just straight-up enemies.” And it wasn’t even about a guy! It had to do with business. She basically tried to sabotage an entire arena tour. She tried to hire a bunch of people out from under me. ‘And I’m surprisingly non-confrontational…

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Miley Cyrus Demands Robin Thicke Paula Patton Divorce

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Robin Thicke and Paula Patton  confirmed they have separated.  They have been married 10 years, but have known each other since high school.  This is Paul Walker ish news.  Why separate after landing your dream gigs, and a beautiful baby?  Hollyweirdos say Tinseltown suggested a separation would be better for their careers.  You see J-Ho left Marc Anthony, and has her old cock back on the block?  We can’t help but wonder if this divorce has something to do with Miley Cyrus new booty implants? “We will always love each…

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Miley Cyrus Katy Perry Lesbian Kiss – Video

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“I adore you @MileyCyrus,” Katy Perry lied.  Truthfully, she doesn’t give a damn about Miley.  Cyrus is killing everybody in Hollywood’s popularity contest.  Perry just needs some of Miley’s shine.  Remember, she was  besties with Rihanna right at the peak of her career?   Katy Perry is simply trying to make friends with the school’s most popular cool kid. When they complimented Katy on her measly VMA performance, Katy replied,  “Honestly I thought that my performance was the most scandalous because I kept my clothes on.” Katy is okay, and…

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Miley Cyrus Cover Of ‘Hey Ya’ Is the Best Thing You’ll Hear Today

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No matter how much any of us shake our heads at Miley Cyrus  artistic choices, you can’t deny that she is a talented singer when she really puts her mind to it/is not just screaming and sticking her tongue out. And this amazing cover of “Hey Ya” that she performed earlier this week on her tour is just another sign that we can still expect amazing things from her. (Hopefully an acoustic version of “See You Again?” Please?) Jezebel

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Liam Hemsworth Miley Cyrus Engagement Back On!

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Who can bounce that monkey better than Blac Chyna?  Miley Cyrus demolished racial barriers with her twerking, but ruined her romance with Liam Hemsworth in the process.  Liam was overwhelmed by Miley’s superstardom, forked Eiza Gonzalez, then called off the engagement. Liam has decided to ignore his jealous sister-n-law, and Hollyweirdos who slammed Miley for being too  racy for her Hannah Montana fan base.  All of us were jealous of her #1 slot, and perfect body- even Lady Gaga, and Beyonce. Anyway, sources say Liam Hemsworth misses that kitten singing in…

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