We Warned Taylor Swift Of Katy Perry – She Did Rihanna And Mick Jagger The Same Way

Katy Perry is turning into a real high blower.  She’s only beautiful when she’s wearing a cast of makeup, and not hating on other people to promote her new album, ‘Prism’.  So what she got a shout out from President Obama? Perry attempted to renew her cool, and had the nerve to slap Juicy J on one track.  She’s been clobbering the media with her disdain for over exposing the flesh (a low key Miley Cyrus diss),and letting John Mayer eat her ‘Roar’.   “I mean, I’ve been naked before but…

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The Government Shut Down Encourages Consumerism And Credit Addiction- America’s New $100 Bill

You were too overwhelmed with  dodging your creditors, and Keeping Up With With The Kardashians to know they made a brand new $100 bill.  3.5 billion of them  have been made, and 3.5 billion more will likely be counterfeited.  The government tries tirelessly to prevent scoundrels from duplicating the cash, but it never works. This Benjamin Franklin version includes a blue security ribbon, a color changing bell, raised printing, micro printing, and the whole back is redesigned. Conspiracy theorist suggest the California version of the new $100 bill uses a perfumed…

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Betty White Twerks- Dolly Parton Raps- It’s All About Miley Cyrus – (VIDEOS)

Betty White decided to join in on the fun of  spoofing Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball classic.  Let’s just hope the #smilers don’t do her like they did Sinead O Conner!  Why did Queen Latifah make Dolly Parton assume it was okay to rap?  What is the world coming to?  Check out the weird videos below, and follow us on twitter @HollyweirdTimes.      

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Miley Cyrus Joins The Porno Industry?

Miley Cyrus has come a lonnng way. Who knew the Disney star would be getting lucrative offers like these. The Twerk goddess has an offer on the table to direct a XXX movie. GameLink is offering her 1 million dollars, and would like to give her full control of the movie from the concept to the facial. GameLink feels like this will give Billy Ray Cyrus, and the world, a chance to see her as a mature adult. We think she will do it.  Unless all the twerking,gyrating and popping her…

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Did Miley Cyrus Ask A Fan To Commit Suicide?

Now that Kris and Bruce Jenner have officially announced their separation, and Kim Kardashian got fresh booty injections in Paris- Miley Cyrus has officially twerked her #Bangerz album to the top slot.  Everyone pretends to be disgusted by the Hannah Montana star, but we all secretly want to dance naked, and pop molly our damn selves. Miley Cyrus blitzed the media world with her pasty thin body, rapper entourage, and fascination with twerking, at the 2013 Video Music Awards.  She’s owned EVERY entertainment headline since.  The twerk queen left Lady…

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