Reign Disick Celebrates Step Momma 20th Birthday In Style

Scott Disick is enjoying his new toy, Sofia Richie. She turned 20 years old over the weekend. The cocaine delivers stamina Kourtney Kardashian has never seen before! The 40 year old, father of 3, is desperately trying to curb his promiscuity for the sake of his Hollyweird image and new reality show. Sofia, daughter of famed musician, Lionel Richie, is Justin Bieber’s leftovers. She’s been accused of stalking the Kardashian Jenner clan. Will her modeling limelight ever deliver enough juice to erase the Kardashian stigma? How does a 20 year…

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Kris Jenner Has A New Job Whoring With Donald Trump!

We blame Kris Jenner for the demise of Kanye West, Lamar Odom, Bruce Jenner, Scott Disick, and Rob Kardashian.  Well get angrier now.  The queen of Hollyweird has a new political gig, and ain’t shit we can do about it.  Rumors claim  family matriarch, Kris Jenner, was hired to be included in Donald Trump’s cabinet.  Hopefully, this allows Tyga time to impregnate Kylie Jenner.  OMG!  

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Tokyo Toni Jumps in To Defend Her Mini Me – Blac Chyna Calls Rob Fat Lazy & Insecure

The Kardashians have cursed another puppet. Is the the end of ChyRo near? Text messages exposed Blac Chyna as the gold digging, back stabbing, whore we all knew. The only one who is surprised is Rob Kardashian. Blac Chyna usually falls for slim tattooed rappers, but Rob is a pudgy weird baby. Fans say Rob should have saw this coming, but also speculate that the whole Instagram fight is to promote the new show. Did Chyna have Dream Kardashian as a ploy to boost her net worth? Will the money…

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Devastated! Rob Kardashian Reacts To Blac Chyna Leaked Texts – Video

Sorry to be so open but I'm not feeling so good after seeing @blacchyna messages about me and what her plans were. I have never been this heartbroken in my life. I don't mind being so open or if anyone thinks I'm being weak but I don't play when it comes to Family and Chyna was my Family and thought we were getting married. I treated her as a Queen. My baby girl is 1 month old and Chyna took her and left this beautiful home that I just bought…

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More Proof That Kim Kardashian Robbery Was Faker Than Her Booty

Kim Kardashian’s concierge has told a story fundamentally different from the one Kim told cops … raising the question, what really happened when the Paris robbery went down? The concierge — who was taken to Kim’s apartment during the robbery — appeared on “Entertainment Tonight” and said the robbers never asked for her ring or jewelry. Concierge Abdulrahman says the robbers kept asking for “l’argent” … French for money, and Kim thought they wanted the ring. But as TMZ reported, we know Kim was very specific with Paris cops, telling…

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Kim Celebrates Friends Birthday With A Super Selfish Instagram Snap

Happy Birthday @steph_shep I love this pic of us! A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Sep 15, 2016 at 11:42am PDT We’re so happy Kourtney Kardashian is back.  She’s always been considered the prettiest sister.  Kourt’s body is natural and petite.  Khloe looks ridiculous super skinny with her OJ Simpson shoulders.  We’re exhausted with Kim Kardashian flaunting her surgically enhanced slutness.  Hopefully Rob & Chyna’s baby girl won’t grow up to be a whore like all the others.  We doubt it. Happy Birthday @Steph_shep! ? on agua…

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Like Bieber Instagram – I Am Cait Canceled

We here @HollyweirdTimes ain’t got nothing against Caitlyn Jenner. We think she’s beautiful. Her glow- up makes her look exactly like his model daughter, Kendall Jenner. We are, however, relieved his show is cancelled. I Am Cait spearheaded the gay agenda to America’s youth. Just as deliberate as Flint’s water crisis, and Indiana’s AIDS epidemic – Caitlyn Jenner was used to destroy our innocent kids. Barack Obama defended the transgender bathroom policy, just as he danced at Caitlyn Jenner’s coming out party. Charlize Theron’s adopted black son has been labeled…

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Who Said: I even did a DNA test thinking maybe I am black? I actually wasn’t. I was kind of disappointed, and I don’t want to believe it. I want to do it again, because when I work with Africans or African-Americans, I feel that I am autobiographical. If I don’t call myself white, maybe I am not.

Kanye West has long been considered one of Hollywood’s biggest weirdos. His obsession with nudity convinced him to afford hiring top designer, Vanessa Beecroft. She is responsible for the wall of flowers and engraved marble table at Kim Kardashian’s umpteenth wedding. Vanessa is the brains behind all of West’ fashion shows. She was unexpectedly fired from the First Family’s payroll shortly after Kanye tweeted he was $53 milli in debt. ‘It was Kim Kardashian,’ the 47-year-old shaded in an interview with New York Magazine’s The Cut. ‘She cut everything out.’…

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