Category: The Kardashians

Why Did Kourtney Kardashian Skip The Christmas Eve Party?

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Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick were noticeably absent from the Kardashians’  fancy smancy Christmas Eve party.  Kanye West, and Kim Kardashian even invited Tyga and Blac Chyna.  Hollyweird insiders have exclusively let the cat out the bag exposing the secret reason Kourt, and Scott were a no-show to the holiday festivities. Kylie and Kendall Jenner were there on their sexiest behavior.  Khloe ‘camel-toe’ Kardashian is pretending to be unphased by her divorce from Lamar Odom, so you know she was looking amazing.  The beautiful sisters invited a few friends too.…

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Prettiest Kardashian Sister Spotted With New Guy!

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Kris Jenner may be a drunken hot mess, but you have to admit she’s beautiful.  She gave her daughters the gift of beauty.   Her show’s cancellation didn’t stop her Hollyweird hustle, so her next move is Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s Kardashian spinoff! Kim Kardashian has allowed Kanye West to pimp her career for now, and Khloe Kardashian is shopping for a new black millionaire to join the showmance.  Kris is focusing all her energy on Kylie and Kendall.  You’ve heard about Kendall Jenner’s relationship with One Direction’s Harry Styles?…

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Khloe Kardashian Officially Divorces Lamar Odom

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Maybe it was the Cali crack.  It could have been the trashy strippers.  Some say it was a secret gay relationship with his best friend, Jamie.  We regretfully inform you, Khloe Kardashian has officially filed for divorce from Lamar Odom. While some saw it coming a mile away, most of us are saddened by news of the Unbreakable couple’s showmance departure.  Rumors of Lamar’s alleged crack mistresses, Khloe’s infertile womb, and Kris Jenner’s show cancellation ruined our favorite couple. TMZ has a pipe up Hollywood’s buns: Khloe Kardashian has just filed…

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Video Evidence – Kanye West Curses His Own Fans

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Kanye West needs medical attention.  Hollyweird continues to ignore Yeezus’ tantrum like outburst, and empty cries for attention.  The hip hop mogul has everything except happiness.  He cursed a fan for begging him to remove his mask during a Texas concert.  We don’t believe conspiracy theorist who say he sacrificed his soul for fame.  All we know is, someone has slipped him the same stuff they slipped Britney Spears, and Anna Nicole. ‘You can see my face on the internet every motherf***ing day,’  he cursed the dedicated fan.  ‘I came…

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We Know Why Harry Styles Broke Up With Kendall Jenner

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Kendall Jenner is barely 18, but she’s already putting her skinny cock on the block.  Harry Styles hasn’t figured out how the paparazzi keeps finding his whereabouts.  Kardashians do not believe in privacy.  We knew Kris Jenner was a snake , but now we have proof that she pimps her daughters out to the press!   According to OK Magazine, Kris has Versace demands for her girls’ potential boyfriends.  We can’t help but wonder, why Harry felt Kendall Jenner was worth all the drama. #1.  Suitable suitors only:  Kris Jenner…

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Lamar Odom On The DL – Khloe Kardashian Baby Thirst – Rap Video Tell All

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With friends like Jamie, who needs enemies?  Adding a loogie to your caramel mocha frappuccino, a recent video of  Lamar Odom rapping like he’s Yeezus has leaked.  This is disgusting…especially considering the preparation it takes for the taping of  season 3  of  Khloe& Lamar , and his supposed NBA comeback. Watch Khloe keep losing weight,  forking The Game and taking freaking selfies to mask her pain.  She’s embarrassed, but willing to make the sacrifice to maintain her showmance status.  If you listen carefully, Lamar brags about being on the ‘DL’, and…

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Why Is Kendall Jenner Mad At Kim Kardashian?

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Insecure wives across the globe secretly practice the #bootyselfie because Kim Kardashian won’t keep her tits, (for North West) and greasy plastic ass, (for Kanye West) to her self.  Kim knows how to ride the media pony like no other, so fresh off her video cameo ( click here to watch ‘ Bound 2’  Kanye West ) with her baby daddy, she’s been hounding paparazzi to snap her picture. She had her money makers on full blast as she showed up to NYC’s Barclays Center in an effort to promote…

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Robert Kardashian Threatens Family Tell All Book

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Robert Kardashian Jr. is known for being the awkward baby brother of his famous sisters.  The extremely handsome, and sometimes chubby, bi- curious Kardashian brother, has mysteriously disappeared from the limelight.  TheHollyweirdTimes did a little digging, and discovered the real reason behind Rob’s dreary esteem, and obvious absence from tabloid headlines. Everyone knows Robert Jr. is a roach, and his attempt at a sock brand failed.  He tried Dancing With The Stars, but momager, Kris Jenner, could only afford the ‘runner-up’ slot.  Kris makes it known that Kim Kardashian is…

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Lakers Phil Jackson Admits The Kardashian Family Ruined Lamar Odom (VIDEO)

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Phil Jackson, of all people, has a right to speak on the whole Lamar Odom crack scandal that rocked tabloids.  Jackson sees his players as his very own children.  He (along with the rest of  Laker nation) feels Odom’s showmance with Khloe was the absolute, very worst thing, that could have ever happened to him.  His marriage to Khloe Kardashian was the beginning to his end.  Remember, Jackson has known L.O. since he was a youngster. If this video doesn’t convince Kanye West to bail out, then he deserves Kim…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Never Separated- Kris Jenner Still Winning

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The Hollyweird Times was the first to tell you Khloe Kardashian, and Lamar Odom were secretly filming a new season of their show.  Thank God for social media, because investigative cameras busted the duo canoodling.  YES!  Paparazzi spotted Khlomar turning up TOGETHER! RumorFix: Although Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom arrived separately at Kanye West’s concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles Monday night, it looks like they spent the night together. In photos uploaded to the social sharing site, BuzzSky, the NBA player is seen with the entire Kardashian clan in the VIP…

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Kim And Khloe Kardashian Fighting Again? Kim Kardashian Jealous And Insecure!

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Put 4 black cats in a Halloween sack, and drop it off in the wilderness. Thanks to bad attitudes, over drinking, plastic surgery, and too much good living- Khloe Kardashian is suddenly the prettiest. Kris Jenner allegedly drinks wine for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.  Fans speculate that her vodka breath got her show cancelled.  Kourtney Kardashian is still cute, but the vegan food she eats may be aging her prematurely.  Either that, or Scott Disick snuck and got Botox (he looks great).  Kim Kardashian  is still a bad beeyotch.  What…

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Kris Humphries Dad Confirms That Kim Kardashian Kanye West Relationship Is Fake

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North West was left crying  in the shadows with her nanny, while Kim Kardashian and Kanye West celebrated their engagement for the world.  Kimye is no Prince William, and Kate Middleton, but Hollyweird headlines beg to differ.   Yeezus sold his soul with a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond in front of a stadium billboard bearing the message “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!! ”   The irony of it all?  The ring is a bit smaller than the one Kris Humphries gave her.  Kim had Kris’ ring this entire time, until West demanded she…

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Kendall And Kylie Jenner Reality Show Spin-Off!

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We’re grateful Kanye West finally proposed to Kim Kardashian.  The plan came together like a pair of sweaty ass cheeks. Now if we can just get rid of that freaking Kylie and Kendall Jenner!  It’s just our luck that they’ve inherited their mom’s great looks, and father’s amazing physique.  We love them, but we’re glad they aren’t our sisters. They went to a a few night clubs, smoked little Kush, drunk a little drank, smashed a few rappers, popped a few seductive selfies on social media, and even had a…

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Kanye West Gets Upstaged By Kendrick Lamar At Concert- Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe!

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We’re not sure who thought of the brilliant idea of pairing Kendrick Lamar with Kanye West, but  hip hop fans are loving it, according to @MTVNews.  Kendrick, self proclaimed, ‘leader of the new school’  ,has the golden opportunity to open a tour for Yeezus. Seattle Washington’s Key Arena, was filled with hip hop heads.  Everyone was hungry for some life changing , paparazzi beating, from Jay Z’s left hand man, Ye.    However, when Kendrick Lamar grabbed the mic, fans were engulfed in the freshness of his lyrical content. MTV…

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Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Secretly Filming Khloe & Lamar Season 3

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As much as we hated Kim Kardashian’s nasty booty selfie, we cannot remove the horribly delicious sight from our memory.  Kris Jenner wants us to really believe that she’s separated from Bruce Jenner.  Kourtney ‘boring’ Kardashian tries hard  to convince us that she’s unlike her poochie popping sisters. Khloe Kardashian almost had us fooled too.   The cheating, drug scandal headlines promoted in the tabloids against her (bench warming) NBA husband, Lamar Odom, was just a ruse to get us hard as a brick  for the new season of Khloe& Lamar.…

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Lamar Odom Reconciles With Dad- Refuses To Speak To Khloe Kardashian- Divorce Certain

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We guess blood is thicker than  water.  Either that, or somebody knocked some common sense into Lamar Odom’s ass.  TMZ dishes: It’s the Lamar Odom reconciliation no one expected — less than a month after publicly ripping his father … TMZ has learned the two are patching things up in a big way.Joe Odom and Lamar were spotted walking together in Venice last weekend …  and sources close to the Odoms tell us they’ve been hanging out for the last week or so around Marina del Rey, where Joe lives. We’re told they’ve been hanging at…

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Kanye West Will Appear On Jimmy Kimmel’s Talk Show

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We’re unsure if you’ve heard about Kanye West’s beef with Jimmy Kimmel, but die hard fans smelled dookie from a mile away.  West sucker punched Jimmy Kimmel on Twitter.  Yeezus got super offended when Kimmel poked fun of his BBC interview.  Since Michael Jackson is moon-walking in heaven, West claimed to be “the biggest rock star on the planet”. Kanye didn’t like being the butt end of Kimmel’s jokes, or at least pretended to be irritated by Kim Kardashian’s limelight.  He ripped Jimmy: KANYE WEST@kanyewestFollow JIMMY KIMMEL IS OUT OF…

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Khloe Kardashian Divorces Lamar Odom! Rebound Romance With The Game

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Certainly you’re plain sick of hearing rumors of Khloe Kardashian’s divorce from her cheating dope fiend husband.  It seems entertainment headlines want Khloe to divorce her washed up NBA baller, Lamar Odom.  Rumors claim she’s already signed the divorce papers.  To convince us she’s not hurt, she’s been partying her bad built ass off.  What’s the best way to get over someone you love? The kinky Kardashian has resulted to getting ‘under’ someone else.  Unfortunately, that someone is engaged, hip hop rapper, The Game (Marrying The Game on VH1).  They…

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Khloe Kardashian’s Husband Desperate For Divorce? Drug Accusations Against Lamar Odom Distract Us From North West!

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As Khloe Kardashian continues to hang on to her crack ‘rock’ star husband, Lamar Odom, dirt just continues to build against the infamous Kardashian family.  Lamar was caught cheating on Khloe, and his life has been a living hell every since.  Kris Jenner released fury from her failed talk show. “Working with Kris was absolutely unbearable,” a Kris production staff member told RadarOnline. “She would show up on set hung over and demand her beauty team to fix her up and make her look stunning.” Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are parading around our social networks, but we honestly don’t care.  We’re trying to…

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