Kate Middleton Parents Divorce #MilfOfCambridge

Carole Middleton thinks she’s Queen just for being Kate’s mom.  Old friends, and close knit family, accused Kate Middleton’s mother of transforming into the devil overnight.  When Waitie Katie received the coveted proposal from Prince William, the world stopped.  Carole is a snob now.  Milf Middleton doesn’t even live at home.  She devotes her every waking moment to pushing Will, and Kate into a royal Psychiatric ward.  Kate Middleton’s privileged in- laws cause a huge rift in Carole’s marriage to Michael Middleton.   Carole Middleton ditched the online party supply…

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Ellen Degeneres Interviews Kate Middleton

Kate Middleton is gorgeous, but Prince William has met plenty of pretty girls.  What did she have that made Prince William decide to put a ring on it?  A ferocious grip? Bomb head?  A sexy little sister?  No. Star Magazine claims the Duchess of Cambridge likes kitty cat.  Who wouldn’t want to marry a bisexual bombshell?  Is Prince George’s mom a frisky hungry tiger?   “Let’s give them another one. I love you.” Those are the sweet words Prince William said to his new bride before planting a sweet smooch…

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Kate Middleton Parents Demand Quality Time With Prince George For Christmas

The holidays are quickly approaching, and everyone wants to be apart of Prince George’s first Christmas.   Kate’s dad is cool, but insiders claim her mom, Carole Middleton, is a bit rough around the edges.  Prince William loves when his wife , Kate Middleton, wears skimpy skirts, on windy days.  Nico Jackson is  busy sucking up all Pippa Middleton’s free milk.  Kate has no one to confide in, accept the 2 faced witch  who spilled the beans to OK Magazine. Everybody has been invited to ball with Queen Elizabeth II and…

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Kate Middleton Bound 2 – Clap Back – Video

Kate Middleton may have a few gray hairs, but her legs are impeccable.  She wowed at a charity event, and always represents her husband well.   Certainly Prince William is a happy man, and certainly, Prince George of Cambridge will have a sibling soon.   What we really want to know, is this a mere wardrobe malfunction?  Or is Kate Middleton trying to keep it popping like Kim Kardashian?

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Put Prince George Before Economic Struggle And ObamaCare

Is it too much for Britney Spears to name her new album ‘Britney Jean’?  Will Chris Brown be dancing from behind bars?  Can you believe a politician publicly slammed us broke ass citizens for worrying about Prince George of Cambridge?  He called our interest “stomach-churning”.   “Spare us the sycophancy” wondered why anyone gave a damn about Prince William and Kate Middleton’s beautiful son.  Tom Copley suggested politicians wasted  “valuable Parliamentary time” with all the faking, shaking, “unctuous fawning and sycophancy”. Prince George is almost as important as North West.  Tony…

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Prince William And Kate Middleton Party While Prince George Is Stuck In A Haunted Nursery

Kate Middleton is trying to adjust to motherhood, and Prince William is just happy to be back riding that juicy Polo horse.  The new parents, and royal rock stars, show Hollywood’s narcissist celebrities how to demand privacy.  We haven’t seen Prince George parading around town with a makeup filled face like Kingston Rossdale, or rocking colorful head wraps like Kim Kardashian’s neice, Penelope Disick.  All we know is they’re a young hot couple, and Kate is already back skinnier than most of us.   Kate Middleton isn’t threatened by Cressida Bonas, as long as she has her sister, Pippa Middleton, encouraging her…

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