Giada De Laurentiis Biggest Thot On Vegas Strip #FoodNetwork

It’s a scorching 102 degrees in Las Vegas, but Giada De Laurentiis is freezing. With the AC inside her sleek new restaurant, Giada, on full blast on a recent Friday afternoon, the celebrity chef decides to change out of the stylish black chef’s coat created by her fashion designer husband, Todd Thompson, and into a sweatshirt—right in the middle of the eatery, even though it’s bustling with staff preparing for dinner guests. “Could you stand in front of me?” De Laurentiis asks an assistant and this reporter, in an attempt to be more discreet.…

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How Did Remy Ma Get Out So Early? Photo – Video

Remy Ma has been rapping awhile, but Investigation Discovery’s tales of sex, lies, and money, made her a household name.  Frenemies made Remy look ratchet.  She told Angie Martinez she was shocked by her husband’s loyalty.  Papoose was quick to express his outrage!  “That fake story on the ID channel about #TheQueen @freeremyma and myself is totally #false #thingspeopledoformoney Television (Tell Lie Vision),” exclaimed Papoose.  Don’t you wish your man was this loyal? Now we all know if Remy Ma was your average sister from the hood who attempted to…

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Kendall Jenner Slams Robert Kardashian Weight Struggle

Kendall Jenner is being forced into Kim’s old shoes.  Kris Jenner is hooking her up with rappers (Tyga & Chris Brown), and ball players (Chandler Parsons).  She’s even adopted Kim Kardashian’s signature duck lip selfie. Kylie Jenner has no desire for college.  She’s living like an adult, and being presured into promiscuity by her penis pecking big sisters. While Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian pretend to fulfilled in their showmance -ships, Kendall had the audacity to complain about being rich, gorgeous, skinny, and famous. “People think that this [success] just…

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Quincy Jones Getting Married!

These hoes ain’t loyal.  That’s why Quincy Jones waited until he was physically unfit to have sex or fun to marry a 4th time.  Cassie may be Diddy’s forever fiance, but Quincy has grown bald, and tired of being alone.  All the high class prostitutes are a waste of Viagra.  They only pretend to enjoy the smell of Ben-Gay. Certainly Quincy Jones ex-wife, Peggy Lipton, didn’t get colon cancer from a ritzy boutique on Melrose Ave.  She went to the doctor for a regular colonoscopy.  She came out with a…

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Jeremy Bieber Joe Jackson Same Difference

Selena Gomez is willing to fork anyone in Hollyweird to shake her rocky past with Justin Bieber.  When Bieber wasn’t assaulting someone in Canada, or driving drunk in Miami- he was smashing sluts in Brazil.  Chantel Jeffries was passed to Tyga, so it’s Yovanna Ventura’s turn to get showmanced. What happened to the Justin that performed with Michelle Obama?  Are all Justin’s fans Directioners now?  Cory Bernier used to party with Jeremy Bieber before Justin sold his virginity to Usher for fame.    Cory told Intouch, how Justin was barely…

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Cop Killer Walks Free SB 260

Officer Archie Buggs was a bright eyed cop eager to conquer the world, until Jesus Cecena busted his melon open.  Governor Jerry Brown was paid under the table, to pass a creepy law that allowed parole accessible for inmates given forever sentences.  Under Brown’s law, SB 260, criminals are forgiven  for crimes they committed before they were 18. Officer Buggs stopped Cecena for speeding.  Jesus was only  17 when he  grew ecstatic about the  cop discovering an open beer can.  His passenger, Jose Arteaga, passed him the gun that put…

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Chris Brown Broke As A Joke

Chris Brown’s career hasn’t been Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles since he put them paws on Rihanna.  Karrueche Tran has become a star.  Breezy got fat, while scuffling between rehab, gangster parties, and jail.  Rihanna is Chris old girl, but also his, New Flame.  While his album is climbing the charts like his weight, his financial life is in ruins. Chris Brown started by relinquishing his West Hollywood penthouse.  Brown pretended his neighbors noise complaints was why he left.  The home was nothing short of immaculate.  Why would Breezy ditch 4…

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Detroit Has No Drinking Water

Detroit citizens have fallen victim to the New World Order.  Officials used the same Deebo force as an Iraqi army to dehydrate poor people.  Bankrupt politicians disconnected water, and sewer services to customers with extensive balances.  Anyone in Detroit who is $150 or more in debt with the water company, is most likely washing dishes, cleaning the floor, and flushing the toilet with the same dirty water. Nicole Hill is a local college student.  She related to the African struggle explaining how she will drink until her stomach hurts when…

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Gwen Stefani Ignores Health For Fame – Gavin Rossdale Forced Out

Gwen Stefani may seem she has it made, but nah.  She’s pushed Gavin Rossdale’s career to Area 51. The bleached weave rocker is doing a crummy job of juggling Hollywood, and family.  Now we see why Gavin was busted groping the nanny’s fanny.  The Orange County Girl, turned casting couch THOT, is focused solely on being skinny and successful. Gavin Rossdale has ignored twisted, recent, fantasies of male sex.  #NoJohnTravolta  He denied smashing British Pop singer, Marilyn’s, sexy booty.  Honestly, Apollo was a ‘make it or break it baby.  He…

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Jeremy Meeks Indicted For Gun – Catfish Photo

                    Jeremy Meeks, known across the Internet for his viral mugshot, is facing a federal gun charge. A federal grand jury returned an indictment charging Meeks, 30, with being a felon in possession of a .45 caliber semiautomatic pistol. Meeks was arrested June 18 on a gun charge in Stockton, Calif. Meeks told KXTV that he was a gang member and that he had a gun in the trunk of his car when arrested. He has a felony grand theft conviction from 2002.…

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Las Vegas Beef Crusade

Cliven Bundy had 400 hungry cattle scarfing the government’s land for free.  Officials accuse the cow hoarder of owing them$ 1 million.  Bundy’s herd has been living off public land since 1993.  Doug Gillespie, and a ton of other ranch goons spent an entire week confiscating Cliven’s precious animals for illegally grazing.  BLM and National Park Service wasted millions of tax payer dollars when they hired helicopters, fireman, and cowboys in an attempt to seize Bundy’s 900 cattle. Next thing you know, Vegas was  flooded with protesters thicker than Westboro…

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Jay Z Ditches Beyonce – On The Run – On To The Next One – Video

Fans can’t afford  Promethazine, so we’re settling for the On The Run showmance.  Beyonce surprised Ohio fans when she twisted the sad lyrics to Resentment.  The Texas Tulip even cursed.  Solange suggested she ‘speak her mind’, so Beysus turnt up.  She swapped “Been riding with you for six years,” to “Been riding with you for 12 years”.  Watch her cry in a raggedy wedding dress below for yourself. We hope you didn’t assume Jay Z gave a nappy, dry fork?  Jigga quickly added On To The Next One To His Cali…

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Violence Arouses Beyonce – Video Proof

We understand they’re On The Run, but was it really necessary to flash Justin Bieber’s mugshot as a fallen great?  Snitches claim Beyonce, and Jay Z are not together, regardless of the showmance we may see.  “They’ll live practically separate lives although they will be sharing the stage,” sources spilled to femalefirst.co.uk. “Tensions between them are worse than ever. They will travel between venues independently, stay in different hotel suites and even have separate entourages. They’ll also have individual dressing rooms, so they will be together only during their performance.  …

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Ciara Skin Bleach Nightmare – BET Awards

Hopefully, this is just a stunt Ciara’s PR team concocted.  Some people say it’s just too much makeup.  Judging by the hands, ears, and neck area- Ciara is a victim of this new skin bleaching pill.  God be with her, because Future won’t.  Ciara was so gorgeous.  Is this a desperate measure to receive headlines alongside Nicki Minaj, and Beyonce?  Our hearts are broken.  Not because Cici wants to be white, but because she’s straight jackin’ Michael Jackson’s swag.

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Robert Stone CEO & Dodger – Tips For Success – City Of Hope

The gig: Robert W. Stone is president and chief executive of City of Hope, a federally recognized comprehensive cancer treatment center at the foot of the San Gabriel Mountains in Duarte. It specializes in cancer treatment and research.   In addition to a 212-bed hospital, City of Hope offers outpatient services in South Pasadena, Palm Springs, Mission Hills, Santa Clarita and Lancaster. It employs about 4,000 people and brought in about $1.4 billion in revenue last year. After 17 years with City of Hope, first on its legal team and then…

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What Ruined Julianne Hough Ryan Seacrest Showmance ?

Ryan Seacrest was proposing in Paris long before Kim Kardashian, and Kanye West.  Julianne Hough hasn’t had a successful relationship since Seacrest left her hanging out to Blue Ivy’s hair.  We really  wanted this showmance to work.  We pictured wittle blonde haired, ungrateful,  A Listers peddling around Santa Monica drinking Starbucks. Seacrest still hasn’t shed his sexually ambiguous persona.  He’d sell his Mama for his showbiz career.  That’s even more reason why fans assumed they’d grow old happily ever after.  Julianne is the only girl Ryan ever loved.  Or, was…

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Why Brahim Zaibat Dump Madonna ?

Hollywood’s leading ladies continue to reverse gender stereotypes by smashing hot young men.  Madonna is the one who kicked it all off when she Botoxed her sex life, and divorced Guy Ritchie.  It’s one thing to rob the cradle.  Seniors need to get their rocks off too.  Madonna drove an extreme machine down Pedophile Dr. when she started forking Brahim Zaibat. Brahim didn’t smash men behind Madonna’s sexy back, like Casper Smart did J-Ho.  The kinky Kaballah queen didn’t have anything against his DWTS (France) showmance with pretty blonde dance partner- Katrina…

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