Brett Rossi quit porn assuming Charlie Sheen would wife her. We all know Sheen will say anything when he’s wasted. Friends suggest his showmance, and engagement are the result of another cocaine bender. The wedding date is set for late November. Charlie is growing cold feet. Rossi nags him more than a church girl from the South. She doesn’t trust him, and she doesn’t let him party without her. She keeps him in check by texting him 24/7. She even makes him wear an engagement ring. Will that stop him from forking groupie poochie? Insiders predict there will be no wedding. Charlie wanted Rossi to party and engage in menage a trios every night. If he wanted to settle down, and be a respected actor and dad- he would have stuck with Brooke Mueller. Charlie insist on living his fantasies, not asking an old porn hag for permission to go wild.
Charlie Sheen doesn’t even love his kids, as much a he loves showbiz. He wants Chuck Lorre’s forgiveness, and another shot at Two and a Half Men. He’ll marry when his pecker stops working.
The toothless crackhead told TV Guide, “We’re trying to figure out what makes the most sense. If they figure it out like I’ve presented it to them and they want to include me in some final send-off, I’m available and I’m showing up early. If not, it’s on them.”