Rosie O’Donnell Michelle Rounds Dyke Fight

A few Kush joints, and a bottle of wine per day doesn’t make Rosie O’Donnell a bad mother.  Baby, Dakota is stuck in the middle of a pussy fight.  Michelle Rounds is wasting no time spreading viscous rumors about Rosie, and discussing their private matters with everyone in Pacific Palisades, California.  Selfish Michelle is aiming for sole custody, but Rosie is not having it.


Michelle Rounds isn’t fulfilled with joint custody.  She’s telling lawyers that O’Donnell is unfit, and off her rocker.  Just like Chris Brown’s baby momma- we suspect Michelle is greedy for a larger financial payout.    Rounds is entangled in this fame life, and she’s crying out for attention.  Rosie O’Donnell’s ex wife, Kelli Carpenter, shares joint custody of Rosie’s other 4 kids.  Carpenter credits O’Donnell with being a great mom, despite 100 nannies on call 24/7.  Rosie knows these hoes ain’t loyal, so she conned Michelle Rounds into signing a Hollyweird prenup.

Carment Ortega can get back to pipe munching.  Michelle Rounds only used their showmance dinner dates in attempt to make Rosie O’Donnell upset.  Michelle resents Rosie’s star power and likability.  Money can’t but Rosie’s swag, and legendary status.  The bitch took her jealousy to Entertainment Tonight :

Rounds claimed that Dakota would live in a “healthier” and “way more protective” environment if she had sole custody.

“It makes me feel sad that it has come to this — that Rosie and her publicist feel like they need to do this character assassination,” she told ET’s Brooke Anderson. “I just want my child to have the best possible environment to grow up in, a normal life. Right now she’s got 24/7 nannies over there at Rosie’s house. I don’t want my child to have a 24/7 nanny.”

“She leaves the baby overnight with nannies, she has the monitor in the nanny’s room,” Rounds also alleged.

True, Michelle Rounds may have her own cash, but it’s not on Rosie’s level.  She didn’t marry Rosie O’Donnell because she likes licking fat, rich, kittens.  She married Rosie for fame. Who cares about having money if there’s nobody to flaunt it for?  Now she’s pressuring courts to randomly drug test Rosie for marijuana.  Just because Michelle has Malibu prescriptions, doesn’t mean she’s not a pill popping control freak.

Team Rosie O’Donnell?  Or team attention starved Michelle Rounds?