Smoking Secret Behind Reba McEntire Divorce

After 26 years of dry sex, and forced conversation, Reba McEntire is divorcing her husbanger- Narvel Blackstock.  It has nothing to do with the dull sex, but everything to do with Dolly Parton!  Parton didn’t go forking Narvel behind Reba’s back. Dolly is more gay than Oprah’s bestie, Gayle King.  McEntire is bubbling with jealously over Dolly’s super-duper career.  Reba hired, and married Narvel Blackstock to reach her idol, Dolly Parton’s, level.

Reba McEntire barely sold 35 million records, while D sucking Dolly, sold 200 million.  Reba even tried an acting career like Dolly.  WB’s, Reba, lasted longer than critics expected (2001-2007).  Malibu Country flopped harder than Tyga’s last rap album.  Reba was humiliated, and embarrassed, by fellow colleagues and frenemies in the Grand Ole Opry.  Meanwhile, Dolly Parton became a full fledged movie star.  Nine to Five thrust Dolly onto the showbiz A-List.  She followed with The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (Burt Reynolds), and Rhinestone (Sylvester Stallone).

Narvel Blackstock tried his best.  Reba got radio hit success, but he’s no magician.  Will that stop Narvel from losing his wife, and country crooning client?  We heard Narvel’s career is smoked like Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert’s showmance .  Speaking of Blake- Narvel Blackstock manages him along with daughter-in-law, Kelly Clarkson, too.  Was Narvel sinking all his resources in younger clients, Blake and Kelly?  Reba feels like Narvel failed when it came to her career.  Narvel feels like he was the brains behind the entire operation, and is crumbling with being picked apart and judged so harshly.  He did all the work, while Reba soaked in all the glory.

Over time, Reba hated the way Narvel Blackstock handled her career.  She claims he’s still her manager, but they’re definitely separated as a couple.  Country insiders don’t suspect this asinine arrangement will last very long.  Rumors claim that after the divorce, she’s hiring Dolly Parton’s manager, Danny Nozell.  Nozell’s roster is already packed with Tanya Tucker, Travis Tritt, Bon Jovi, and Richie Sambora.  $100 million dollars can move mountains, Reba earned every right.  This divorce will be uglier than Mickey Rooney’s step-kids.  Narvel isn’t going down easily.

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