A 17 year old girl was caught shoplifting. Upon the search of her handbag, store security found a dead fetus. There were no signs of trauma or injury. The creepy girl said she was 6 months pregnant only seconds before (being caught stealing), but had sadly miscarried. Now what makes this weird is the obvious. Why would you walk around with a dead baby in your purse? Why would you shop lift with a dead baby in your purse, and why wasn’t your ass in school? Where is ‘Your Mother’ when you need her?
