Drunker Than A Skunk – Mary Jaggars

Mary Jaggers went to jail for calling the cops on a bunch of folks partying at the local bar.  Apparently, she felt they’d been drinking too much.  She called the police repeatedly.  Mary, of course, never stopped drinking drinks to complain about all of the drinks they were drinking.  The police finally came out and arrested her drunk ass for ruining the local 911 system. Where is “Your Mother” when you need her?