We Want Linda Deutsch Old Job

We heard acclaimed AP Reporter, Linda Deutsch, is retiring after spilling tea for half a century.  The gossip icon covered Manson, Richard Ramirez, DeLorean, OJ Simpson, and Robert Blake.  Thank God the headline queen grew old.  Hollyweird needs to provide job opportunities to young people, to attract a more vivacious audience.  Linda’s AARP  gold status, can be our 40 acres & a mule.  Certainly, Linda can shake her vintage titts at every Associated Press Christmas party.  She’s a living legend.  Meanwhile, while Linda is balding from hair dye, what’s wrong with HIRING us?

Granny doing the splits

 

We look just like Linda Deutsch, and we have the same passion to share pop culture’s hottest headlines.  It’s a no brainer.

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