The hip community considers him a Rap God. Throw in the fact that he’s a living legend, and rich as a bitch- it makes you want to slap the trailer park out of Eminem. Kanye West waste his fame, and fortune on whores like Kim Kardashian. As if your life doesn’t suck enough, Eminem has gotten engaged to Candice Swanepoel. She’s not all that. Just a smoking hot, 20 something, sparkly eyed, bi-lingual, Victoria Secret model.
Mrs. Mathers is by Em’s side on the Rapture Tour now, but she’s already made the Forbes list with her own talents. We don’t know how they met, because everyone knows Em is as socially awkward as Rihanna is ratchet. We can however EXCLUSIVELY confirm that they’re more than just friends. Sources close to TheHollyweirdTimes exposed the relationship .
“Marshall is in love with Candice. She’s beautiful inside. He admires her career goals, and ability to laugh easy. ”
Certainly the fact that she’s drop dead gorgeous doesn’t hurt. Candice, also known as Candi (Girl), has modeled for every relevant label in the book. The Vogue cover girl has Versace, Tom Ford, and Chanel in her modeling portfolio. Obviously, she’s a Model God, because Eminem has mental issues. We thought he’d cry about Kim forever.
“Marshall has already purchased several rings for Candi, but hasn’t gathered the confidence to jump the broom. He treats her as his wife, They have been together for years.” Would you wife Candi Girl if you were Eminem?
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Jeezuss Chrst. We’ve been wundering where the hell did Em go? Well, well, well, he’s banging a piece of plastic surgery ass like everyone else in Hollyweird end up doing. You think they wud cum up wit a new formula or something – lk wer all dumbasses out here and OMG LOOK AT HER ASS! MY God! I WISH ihad an ASS LIKE THAT!! How many hrs of surgery did mis low iq pigasswhoreface go thru to take Shady’s $$$? My roomie in LA was a low life B rated porno queen herself fo Victoria’s asshole and she said men owed ME sumthing to be with ME! Fuk that biotch. I wasn’t stoopid enuf to go into the Hollyweird PIT. There are plenty of beautiful peeps that would NEVER do that shiot for a “LIVIN” FK YOU yu fkn SELLOT BIOTCH. Here’s to yur porn queen takin all of yr $$. BTY – yu are having sex w a JEW agent cuz he raped yr biotch in his office!
wow lol
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