George H W Bush Literally On His Last Leg…

Former President, George H. W. Bush, suffers from vascular Parkinsonism.  Even Barb noticed his  lack of energy, and inability to walk.  It’s not painful, but daddy Bush legs don’t work anymore.  They just dangle like spaghetti noodles, and beg for a tan.  Bush is spending quiet nights chained to a wheelchair.   Dowsed in dementia, Bush celebrated his 90th birthday with a parachute jump.  Nobody has seen him since.  George Bush is secluded on death’s door in Kennebunkport, hiding from aliens.  AmeriCorps invited him to their 20th anniversary event, but Bush didn’t have the bones to go.  Family members miss him already.