Google Has Public Transportation

Tired of riding the crowded, ragged, city bus?  Don’t worry. Google will pick you up from home, and ensure you get to work on time.  Why endure fighting for a seat, when  you can chillax in a luxury shuttle bus with Wi-Fi, and Mercedes seats?  Just make sure you’re a super nerd tech savvy enough to live in Silicon Valley.  California, that is.

The technology boom has sent hyper bay area renters into poverty.  Everybody is doing everything to cater to the region’s tech geeks.  Has-nots aren’t welcomed on the Google Bus.  Technology companies smothering the area added private transportation as a perk.  The regular people are sad.  It makes them feel more poor.  Google, and other snobby companies, are investing millions on shuttles to transport their employees.

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