Guess What Maids Said About The Kardashians

The Kardashian family is like a one legged duck- smooth and agile on top, but paddling like hell underneath.  What will yall do when Bruce Jenner completes his transformation with a booty like Kim’s?  Nobody in LA is as weird as Kris Jenner, and her family of circus freaks.  It’s like the rebirth of Michael Jackson.  A Hollyweird maid, Maria, exposed all the hot juicy dirt you don’t see on TV- Starting with the fact that Lamar Odom is still smashing Khloe Kardashian.

Kris Jenner held a family meeting to let everyone know she’ll be focusing on Kendall Jenner’s career this year.  Kim is fat, and married now.  Fans aren’t loyal.

Khloe Kardashian, and Scott Disick are constantly horse playing.  Kourtney Kardashian is befuddled, and irritated by the childishness.  Khloe is always hiding Kim’s things to watch her get stressed out.  All the girls are respectful, and kind – everyone accept Kourtney.

Kourtney is both bossy, and cheap.  She clips coupons, and compares grocery prices.  She never gives the help anything, accept complaints.  Kourt is ice cold.  She micro mangers the hired nannies.  Scott distances himself from the knit picking by cozying up to Kendall and Kokes.

Khloe Kardashian is always gracious and thankful.  She gives her glam squad, and housekeepers all the free crap she doesn’t want.  Khloe is a great aunt.  She buys Mason, and Penelope toys everyday.

Kylie, and Kendall Jenner are hardly ever home.  When Kylie Jenner isn’t begging her sister to hang out at Tyga’s, they’re awkward and quiet.

Kanye West never says a thing when he’s there.  He’s quiet, and aloof.  His dirty clothes carry a foul musty aroma.

Kim Kardashian is extra polite.  She’s super courteous, and always giving away clothes, hair care, and makeup.  The thing is- she demands we change her sheets every morning.  They are covered in makeup.  It’s impossible to remove the stains from Kim’s lash glue, tanning oil, and thick makeup.

There house looks like Christmas every morning.  They receive thousands of dollars in free gifts EVERY day by mail.

Kris Jenner is the only one who pretends to care bout our personal life.  She’s fun, and often the life of the party.  Bruce keeps lingerie underneath the bed.

We wonder why maid Maria didn’t mention Robert Kardashian?