We Know Why Harry Styles Broke Up With Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner is barely 18, but she’s already putting her skinny cock on the block.  Harry Styles hasn’t figured out how the paparazzi keeps finding his whereabouts.  Kardashians do not believe in privacy.  We knew Kris Jenner was a snake , but now we have proof that she pimps her daughters out to the press!


According to OK Magazine, Kris has Versace demands for her girls’ potential boyfriends.  We can’t help but wonder, why Harry felt Kendall Jenner was worth all the drama.

#1.  Suitable suitors only:  Kris Jenner must sign off  on any potential paramour.   He also must be worth at least 6 figures, and look great in photos with her daughters.

#2.  Sweet Ride: The young man has to pick her daughter up in a car worth at least $50,000.00

#3.  Sign Here:  All perspectives are obligated to sign a reality show waiver to appear on the show.

#4.  Photo Finish:    No French kissing for the paparazzi until Kris says so.

Why are you even surprised?  Kris Jenner is the one who sold Kim Kardashian’s infamous sex tape with Ray J.

Are the Kardashian Jenner crew worth signing your life away Kanye West?