Why do we have to get old? Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex fiance, told everybody how disgusting life was with the Playboy pimp. Hugh can no longer have sex, so the Playboy mansion has turned into a nursing home. Carla Howe killed our dreams, but kept it 100. If you think the Playboy Mansion is popping with wild, drug fueled, parties, and beautiful, scantily clad, hookers – you’re sadly mistaken. Carla says the Playboy Mansion is nasty, and reeks of mildew. Howe claims the furniture still has cum stains from Marilyn Monroe’s days.
DailyMail- Carla Howe, 25, says that Hefner, 89, now opts for quiet nights in rather than being at the centre of the action.
She said that the iconic Beverly Hills home is no longer a ‘place of excess with orgies and topless girls’, and instead, ‘Hef is so frail he goes everywhere with a group of nurses.’
Carla who splits her time between the UK and California revealed that Hugh prefers playing board games to playing with his playmates and prefers to make an appearance at parties before disappearing into the house again.
She said: ‘Most of the time all he wants is to play chess with his friends and watch old films.’
She added that the mansion itself is beginning to look tired: ‘He almost never leaves home and refuses to change anything in the mansion the whole place feels like it’s stuck in the 1980s.’
The Berkshire-born beauty describes the residence as looking and feeling worn-out, with old phones that hang on the walls, bedrooms that smell damp and feel ‘cold and unused’.
And dinner is prepared and served according to the magazine-founder’s tastes every day at 6.30pm.
The occupants of the house sit down with him to eat beef and parsley sauce which tastes ‘like hospital food’.
At 7pm Hef leaves the table for a screening of one his beloved old films, after which he goes straight to bed, Carla – who has been going to the mansion with her sister Melissa for three years – told the newspaper.
In an interview with The Mirror, Carla opened up further, saying that Hefner’s girlfriends living at the 22-bedroom pile are subject to a strict 9pm curfew and that it’s ‘like being in prison’.
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