Wolverine Put Them Paws On Cancer

Hugh Jackman is really Wolverine.  How, and the hell does this dude keep beating cancer?  He whipped skin cancer like it was Adrian Peterson’s kid.  He’s back in the gym preparing to take Hollyweird by storm.   Nicolas Cage secretly hoped Hugh would succumb to the disease.  Wolverine Ray Rice’d cancer 3 times in one year.  He’s all good for now.  His respect for his craft forces him to monitor his health.  Jackman is remarkable, but married.  Miss Cancer was just a Chateau Marmont hooker.