EXCLUSIVE REPORT: If Anastasia Karanikolaou has learned anything from being around the Kardashians, it’s how to whip a man. She has everything a young starlet needs in this town- a really famous best friend (Kylie Jenner), big titts, and natural blonde hair. Ian Somerhalder is every girls dream. Nina Dobrev is a fool! The Vampire Diaries super hunk knows how to lick aggressively, with the tenderness of a kitten drinking milk. Rumors claim Ian is smashing Vanessa Hudgens’ irrelevant cakes to smithereens, but Anastasia doesn’t care. Even if they can’t have a showmance, our sources claim, “she wants to FU*K him so bad!” But who doesn’t?
