Renner Secret Gay Romance With Jenner

Bruce Jenner is Hollywood’s hottest transgender socialite.  Kylie, and Kendall are following in Kim Kardashian’s footsteps to fame.  We assumed tabloid accusations against the gold medal champion were a sly revenge from Kris Jenner.  It’s official, Bruce Jenner is a woman now.  His latest procedure will entail adding a plump new booty.  Kylie Jenner’s lust for negro rappers is easy to handle, compared to Kendall Jenner’s new cigarette habit.  Jenner is on a quest for inner peace.

Everyone in Brentwood is whispering about Jeremy Renner’s divorce from Sonni Pacheco.  Rumors claim Jeremy is a weirdo who is living a straight life- but is definitely a down-low homosexual.  Court documents blasted The Avengers panties’ soaker.  He got caught in Beverly Hills trolling for tranny hook ups like Eddie Murphy.  Gay rumors overshadow Jeremy Renner’s talent.  We want him to come out the closet.  The writing is on the wall.  Looks like a duck…

Renner’s own acting coach, Melanee Wyatt said, “I have never had the pleasure of meeting Jeremy’s boyfriend, but the fact that Jeremy is gay has never been a primary concern.”  He filmed Hurt Locker with Anthony Mackie.  Mackie even admitted, “There was a lot of man loving going on last night,” referring to a drug infused man orgy on set after dark.

Now both Bruce Jenner, and Jeremy Renner are divorced, but their cocks remain harder than Chinese arithmetic.  Both men prefer to skeet discreet.  Bruce gives Jeremy advice on being a dad.  Jeremy admires Jenner’s infatuation with hair, and nail care.  The secret gay romance started as a golfing friendship, but will mature in to  an A-List showmance by the year’s end.  Just don’t tell nobody, WE told you.