Jadeveon Clowney Fake Injury and Trade Demand

Jadeveon Clowney was blindly drafted first overall by the Houston Texans in 2014.  Timmy Chan lovers wasted a 4-year deal worth $22.272 million, plus a $14.518 million signing bonus. He burst into South Carolina’s South Pointe High School  already 6-3 and 200 lbs as a 13 year old.  How could an NFL team predict an SEC Freshman star, and  AT&T All-America Player of the Year, would be a lemon?  Sure he was plagued by minor injuries and gastroenteritis in his final college year with South Carolina’s Gamecocks, but NFL scouts labeled him a star.

“Clowney’s a rare talent, basically to the defensive end spot what Andrew Luck and RG3 were to the quarterback position,” said ESPN analyst Mel Kiper.  “These type of prospects just don’t come along very often.”  NFL analyst Bucky Brooks even said  Clowney was a “meaner, nastier version of Julius Peppers.”

Jadeveon Clowney disappointed Super Bowl hungry fans, and oil tycoon investors.  He obviously isn’t accustomed to taking hits from guys his own size. Freshman year before preseason game 3 against the Denver Broncos, Clowney began to experience concussion-like symptoms. When he did muster the guts to join his team for regular season, the Washington Redskins cracked his knee, and sent him to his mommy with a torn meniscus.  He spent his entire rookie season Cadillacing on injury reserve.

Houston Texans have waited patiently on Jadeveon’s come-back to assist JJ Watt.  In the meantime, Clowney had a new baby with girlfriend, Najah Martin.  One of his side- chics blasted the NFL blood sucker for not only being a cheater, but for secretly contemplating his trade.  We have bloody receipts as proof.  Jadeveon Clowney may even be faking his ankle injury!  Jadeveon Clowney’s leaked text says:

I HATE the Texans, and Houston as a city.  It’s way too may white people here for me.  JJ Watt is so overrated.  I can’t wait to get out of here!

THIS IS NOT A RUMOR!  With bones fragile like egg shells, Jadeveon Clowney sent this text during October 8th’s game against the Indianapolis Colts, while medics pacified his ankle in the Texans’ locker room.

Should the Houston Texans submit to Clowney’s trade demands, and bus his ass out of town?  How would JJ Watt feel knowing his own teammate secretly hates him, and may be getting injured on purpose?