We’re trying to give Melissa Rivers time to heal. Shhh, but Showbiz executives are scuffling to obtain the rights to the official Joan Rivers movie. Networks, and production studios are in an all out bidding war to tell the Joan Rivers story. They’ve began hosting auditions. You know Hollyweird’s kiddos who endured the most sexual fondling, auditioned first. Check out Britney Spears sauntering into some movie director’s office. Note how she’s sporting her best freak em dress.