Vanessa Paradis self esteem is lower than Joan Rivers’ titts. Her hair is turning silver, just as she struggles to heal from Johnny Depp’s new showmance. Amber Heard is a beautiful opportunist, who caught Johnny slipping on the set of Rum Diaries. He threw true love, and 2 kids, down the garbage disposal for Heard. She makes him feel younger. Vanessa was invested in Depp for over 10 years. Now,the forever fiance & baby momma, is pissed all over again. A bartender at Hollyweird’s Chateau Marmont sent out a mass text that went viral. The message read:
Johnny D said fukk the prenup. Ness is livid! She can’t believe he could be so stupid!
Or, poochie whipped. Heard is young, and a sexual servant. Entertainment producers secretly nicknamed her ‘hungry Heard’. She’s gobbled more producer peckers than Meryl Streep. She’s infatuated with Johnny Depp’s A-List status. She premeditated stealing him from Vanessa when she was 17 years old. Heard, a Hollyweird stan, and showbiz freak- caught wind of Vanessa’s shade. She doesn’t have the acting ability, or stamina, to pretend to care. Lily-Rose, and Jack can kiss her ass. She’s a great step mom. That’s just because she only has to see them once a year. She knows she’s just a trophy. Amber Heard refuses to sign a prenuptial agreement for a smokey teeth geezer. Who cares if he owns half of the Hollywood Hills?
