Does Kanye West resemble Quagmire? Yes. Did Kim Kardashian tell Hollyweird about his body odor? Yep. Is Kanye West the next John Lennon? Is Karrueche Tran another Yoko Ono? Either Paul McCartney needs a reboot #NoTonyBennett or he’s drinking from Clint Eastwood’s moonshine. Kanye hires ghost writers. Ye ripped Paul McCartney’s swag with Only One.
The Beatles main writer told Mirror how Yeezus straight snatched his idea.
When I wrote with John, he would sit down with a guitar. I would sit down. We’d ping-pong ’til we had a song. It was like that .
My first thought was, ‘Woah, what am I going to get into here?’ He is amazingly talented but controversial and can make eccentric moves. I realized if it didn’t work out we’d just say so and shake hands and leave… We sat around and talked an awful lot just to break the ice. One of the stories I told him was about how I happened to have written Let It Be. My mum came to me in a dream when she’d died years previously. I was in a bit of a state — it was the Sixties and I was overdoing it. In the dream she said, ‘Don’t worry it’s all going to be fine, just let it be.’ And I woke up and thought, ‘Woah’ and wrote the song. I told Kanye this and he said, ‘I’m going to write a song with my mum.’ So then I sat down at the piano.
In a statement, the stinky Quagmire lied, “My mom was singing to me, and through me to my daughter.” No Ye, that was Paul’s mum remember?