The True Motive Behind Kate Hudson Nick Jonas Hook Up

Brunch time: Kate Hudson, 36, and Nick Jonas, 23, were spotted enjoying a late breakfast together in Miami at the weekend

Kate Hudson should be ashamed of herself.  Why is she sucking super young rocker, Nick Jonas?  The only way to maintain your place in Hollyweird, is to maximize your popularity.  Kate is desperate to stay young, and relevant.  If only we had her perfect genetics and Fabletics body… Hudson has 2 different babies, by 2 different musician dads, but her confidence is still on fleek.  Derek Hough was dorky, but cool.  He introduced Kate to Nina Dobrev and his sister, Julieanne Hough.  Kate was happy to steal some of The Vampire Diaries and Dancing With the Stars limelight, but it just wasn’t enough.  Kate Hudson forking innocent Nick is nearly pedophilia, he just turned 23.  Kate is almost 40.  Her phone isn’t overflowing with career opportunities, and she’s quite frankly fried with all the attention the Kardashians get.

They say if you can’t beat them- join them.  Hudson’s new romance with Nick Jonas is a secret ploy to get in the clique with Kendall Jenner.  Karlie Kloss, Taylor Swift, Gigi Hadid, and Selena Homez are the new showbiz IT girls. Remember when they all spent the New Year in Dubai?   Kate Hudson wants to be in the Bad Blood clique, but is she too old?  Nick Jonas is always with his brother Joe.  Joe is always getting his cock cleaned by model girlfriend, Gigi Hadid.  Gigi Hadid is with Kendall Jenner so much, fans hoped Nick was hooking up with Kendall.

Loving lunch date: Gigi Hadid and beau Joe Jonas left their Hotel Costes and headed out for a lunch date in Paris on Sunday

“We’re not dating,” Nick told E! News  “Kendall is great, and naturally, her being good friends with Gigi and with Joe and Gigi dating, there are times we’ll be in the same place and we all hang out.”

Will Kate get to ‘hang out’ with Kendall Jenner and the Bad Blood Clique now?  Kate Hudson played groupie at Nick’s NYC concert, and again in Fillmore Miami Beach.  Can Jonas handle an old, experienced thot like Hudson?  Is Nick Jonas ready to ride Kate’s slippery, wrinkled, roller-coaster, in Magic Kingdom?