It’s hard to love Nicole Kidman. Chateau Marmont’s upscale hookers claim Keith Urban is back dibbling in cocaine. He’s super close to walking out on Kidman. Her salty insecurities are driving him to drink like Blake Shelton. Nicole’s ego is in the toilet. She’s getting old, and doesn’t know how to twerk. Her close friends say she’s acting withdrawn, and looking a hot ass mess these days. So what’s her deal?
When you’re an A-lister like Nicole, you aren’t accustomed to being criticized. Tom Cruise is her stale left overs. The natural strawberry blonde, mega star thought the biopic about Princess Grace would win her an Oscar. Instead, she’s been the subject of harsh scrutiny, and awful ageism.
Monaco’s real royal family denounced her hard work as trash. So not only did she get smashed on the casting couch for nothing- the Princely family issued a statement:
“We do not wish in any way to be associated with this film which reflects no reality, and regrets that it’s history has been misappropriated for purely commercial purposes.”
Nicole Kidman is stranded in Strangerland. Keith, and Kidman are never in the same country. Urban’s cock is usually hard as a brick while he’s taping American Idol in Los Angeles. Urban decided to spend the summer ‘touring’. Nicole over doses on prescriptions, when she’s not crying uncontrollably. The nanny chases Sunday and Faith. Nicole spends a few days in Australia, then she’s off jet setting to weird, remote filming locations. Anything for the limelight right?
Insiders told Enquirer Grace of Monaco, “has admitted that sometimes she feels like the world is caving in on her. She struggles to keep up the facade of a working mom who’s able to juggle crazy work demands with family life, while keeping her husband happy. Even when she’s smiling in public, she’s just hiding the pain. ”
Doesn’t she have a right to be insecure with her man around J-Ho all the time? Remember, Marc Anthony was married to Dayanara Torres when he met Jennifer Lopez?
You are so full of crap!
Hollyweird actually has things about right on track. Nashville has Eyes in the hills too and we see things we just don’t (usually) talk about. I wondered when he started carrying out such bold behavior EVERYWHERE was going to land him in hot water w/ the press. I’m really surprised it’s taken so long. Let’s just say she’s not very fun to be around and I’ll leave it at that.
You obviously need good glasses. You’ve been posting the same cr^p since 2005, dear “Nashville Eyes”. You are obsessed with Keith and Nicole, you post blatant lies about them all over the internet, you just can’t stand the fact that they are happy together. Which makes me wonder about your agenda…Mmmm…
“Not very fun to be around”? Well, you obviously don’t know Nicole.
From Keith Urban himself (her husband of 10 years) :
“I truly think there are only two kinds of people in the world,” says Keith. “There are people who love Nic and people who haven’t met her yet. I really do. People who say negative things about her, I think, well, you just can’t have met her yet. You can’t have. Because she’s sensitive and joyous, and wonderfully compassionate and empathetic towards people, and she has a heart that is just infinite in size. She has such a zest for life. And she’s as loyal as the day is long. And I still can’t quite believe I got to marry her, quite frankly.”
So very true – no matter how they try to portray themselves as so in love, it has been crashing down for months now.
LOL. Nasty folks like you have been posting this very same sentence for more than 11 YEARS now. Keith and Nicole are still happily married.
Well, well, well…It’s been 18 months and Keith and Nicole are still happily married. They are currently in Canada having a great time with their kids at a ski resort (there are a few tweets about it out there). And on New Year eve, they were in Las Vegas, looking lovely, happy and content. As for her career, Nicole just won the Best Actress Evening Standard Theatre award for her wonderful performance in “Photograph 51” (she got fantastic reviews for that). And she is nominated for a SAG award for “Grace of Monaco”, which shows how loved and respected she is by her acting peers.
Anyway…Keep on writing nasty, disgusting and pathetic fictional stories like this one, it’s so ridiculous it’s funny.